Paula embraces these changes, becoming a crass and dirty girl.

Paula's mind was reeling. She'd become some kind of pig person, and so fat! It was terrible, it would take so long to get back to normal! Then, as if a switch flipped, she suddenly looked at the changes in a different light. What was wrong about being a pig person? Nothing. In fact, there was something immediately freeing about it. Paula considered that she no longer had to worry about what she ate, after all, she was a pig. She didn't have to give a shit about her hygiene either, who would give a fuck about that, she was a pig! As if to cement that fact, Jenna strained for a second and let out a loud, obnoxious fart from out of her fat ass. The smell immediately reached her more sensitive pig nose, and it was one of the worst farts she'd ever had, but that just made her grin. Before, Paula was embarrassed whenever she passed gas, especially when it was smelly. But this was so much better. Being gross and crass, it just felt like so much fun. What was more, Paula knew for certain that, not only was it clearly that gold coin that had changed her, but it was also what was making her think differently, she was aware of how her personality had changed. Despite that, Paula liked being a pig, even if that was part of the transformation itself.

Suddenly, the door to the apartment opened and Jed entered, looking pale. "Jenna, the coins, they're..." Then he looked at the fat pig woman sitting in their kitchen, barely fitting into the clothes she'd been wearing when she transformed. "Ah...I see you've found out. Your coin said Become What You Seek, right? What did you do that made you like this?"

Shrugging, Paula scratched an itchy spot on one pink boob as she started talking. "Well, I was supposed to do chores and shit, but I was feeling lazy so I took a nap instead, that's probably what started this. Then I started eating a ton of leftovers, which is probably a piggish thing to do, so here I fuckin' am. I gotta say though, it isn't half bad at all, I love being a fat pig."

Jed shook his head, frowning. "That's because of the coin, dear. My coin says Shape What You Were, and I was showing it to Bill at work when he suddenly made a joke about how easy the lady managers had it, when suddenly it glowed and he'd become a woman in her mid-forties, and the manager of the store! Everyone there thought it was totally normal, only Bill and I remembered the truth. I took the coin back, but if we can find a way to reverse this we should help him too."

Paula got up from the table, her body jiggling as she did so, and walked leisurely across the room to Jed, who wrinkled his nose at her smell. "Yeah, I don't remember you having a friend named Bill, but I do remember you telling me how fucking hot your manager Billie was, so it definitely fucks with reality or some shit." Then, without really noticing, she let out a burp right in Jed's face.

"Geese, the coin really did I number on you, honey. You should take a bath, you...kind of reek. And I'm kind of pissed you didn't do any cleaning, you've had all morning, and the apartment looks disgusting." Jed didn't normally go off on Paula like this, but this situation was crazy and he was at his wit's end.

In response, Paula lifted her shirt off of her and showed him her flobby pink torso. "Honey, I'm a fucking pig. I know I stink, I know the house is dirty, and I don't give a fuck. When did you become such a neatfreak? Why don't you just become a fucking ______ while you're at it?"