Part 3: Dammit, we didn't choose the gay option!

"So apparently, Donald does not fuck horses" said Farsel, "because that violates the rules of CHYOA unless its a talking horse"

"Well, we hit a crossroads" said Fred, "now should I hit the bandit or miss? Why would I chose to miss?"

Fred sarcastically pondered this decision.

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"So obviously, I chose to hit the target" said Fred, "yeah, we killed those bandits"

"I doubt Donald would have had the strength to throw an axe at age ten" said Farsel.

"Why is Edward now fucking Donald? I mean we literally chose to be straight earlier. Wouldn't it make more sense to put this in the gay route?"

"AlexandraS90 did leave the question at 'are you interested?' Presumably she plans to do another path where Edward sticks to his decision"

"But we previously said we don't do gay stuff so it makes no sense for this choice to come up again. We chose the straight option and ended up having gay sex anyway"

"Also how is Edward supposed to **** Donald with his homosexuality if he's being gay too?"

"Apparently, he wants to honeypot the prince now" said Fred, "so now we come to an amazon brigade. I hope they're not like the amazons we had to fight"

"Well, they don't appear to steal girls from birth or enslave them" said Farsel, "Taria would probably be more at home with them. Solla does remind me of Serete"

"So Edward fucks Solla in the hot tub and Donald tells us about what I guess is a female version of Ramsay Bolton. This story is a lot slower than Hard Candy. To be fair, Edward is actually a decent character who walks the fine line of a villain protagonist far better than Marcie or Gina does. We're 45 chapters in and don't want to see him get his head cut off"

"How does he compare with Kanami?" asked Farsel.

"Hard to say, she's a comedy character and Edward is a serious one" said Fred.

"Until next time, readers"