Part 3 or 4

"It's been a while since we've done anything, Cora."

"Long enough that we can do another segment for Lois Lane's Night Out. It looks like we left enough time for him to do another the Suicide Squad epilogue."

"At this point the epilogues are just sequels that never get finished."

READING IN PROGRESS

"The description of Amanda Waller grosses me out, Cerebia. I kinda think Captain Boomerang might have a point. She should be in the hospital. And what does KGBreast hope to gain through cyborg prostitutes?"

"Why does she call herself Breast?"

"Well, the branch ends here so..."

"Blaze portal fucks Lois when she's at work."

"And her boss is okay with this?"

"Why would Superman need a club to knock Wonder Woman out and who drags them to a cave by their hair?"

"That's what you take issue with, Cerebia?"

"Clark Kent is Superman?"

"You didn't know this?"

"Why is Lois trying to hide her pregnancy?"

"That is a more sensible question."

"I mean people are gonna notice that she's getting fat."

Blaze gave a shrug almost Gallic in its level of communicating utter lack of give-a-shit.

"What the fuck does that even mean, Cora?!"

"I think Zeebop is saying its Scottish in its level of communicating. I can't make any sense of it either. And did Blaze just threaten to return to supervillainary if Lois does suck her dick? Are we sure she's changed?"

"I know we're beating a dead horse at this point but Zeebop's chapters are very similar to one another. It's usually just some variation of Lois gets with Blaze, which makes Lois look stupid for trusting her."

"Most of them probably could have just been one branch. Zeebop does know Supergirl is Superman's cousin, right? I think fucking her in the ass counts as ****. At least Superman, the real Captain Marvel, Black Adam and Shazam see reason when it comes to Blaze. It's a shame that branch stopped just as it was getting good. I wanna know what these seven labours are."

"A nursery? What the fuck, Zeebop?! Couldn't you have have grown woman nappied or something? Why actual babies?!"

"This whole chapter is making me sick. I don't understand this whole pregnancy fetish and this is taking it to a whole new level."

"Lois has to put the already born babies into her womb and give birth to them."

"This is too weird and disturbing. I think Zeebop might have missed his calling as a Clive Barker esque horror writer."

"Why would Lois agree to this?"

"Did Perry White just say Caesar's Ghost? I thought that was Blaze's line. Wait, couldn't Lois have contacted the Justice League before going through with something this crazy?"

"Like eating babies?"

"I don't think Lois actually ate the baby."

"Hiring some whores is a better idea."

"Wait, Cora, if these whores are eighteen or nineteen years old and Lois had been interviewing them early in her career, that means they were kids at the time. Did nobody see anything wrong with this?"

"I don't think Zeebop thought this through. It is in the rules as long as its just mentioned, unlike Karen's making vaginas bleed thing. And at least Zeebop has cut it out with all the castrating. The real question is who would hire a whore with braces?"

"She's also apparently a pedophile."

"It's a pregnancy fetish. I don't understand it either but I'm pretty sure it doesn't make anyone a pedophile. It's not like anybody is having sex with the fetus."

"I think we're already mentioned Zeebop's pregnancy fetish in our last segment."

"But why would Lois agree to give birth to the antichrist. The epilogue of that was depressing. I imagine it would be pretty jarring if readers managed to get that ending before all the Blaze really does love Lois paths."

"Zeebop even has a chestburster fetish."

"It's not too out there. There have been crossovers between DC and Aliens. It's a shame it was just a dream. Zeebop should actually have a path with Xenomorphs. It's better that giving us very similar variations of Lois marries Blaze and they have a ridiculous number of Quadruplets. The fact Lois is turning into a demon should be a huge red flag for everyone."

"I find it hard to believe that someone would commit a terrorist attack because Lois Lane isn't a 1950s housewife. Then again, you remember our previous read. This is someone who believes incels are an actual thing and that the League of Assassins would recruit them. I bet Zeebop has nightmares about misogynistic nerds that live in their parents basement and smell bad being emboldened into **** her because the Joker movie was a success."

"Oh please, he or she is not as bad as Karen."

"But wouldn't the terrorist be more bothered about the fact Lois is a fucking demon than the father of her child possibly being black?"

"This is a universe where aliens and meta humans exist. Prejudice against those people would be way more prevalent."

"Isn't Maxima the monkey who turns gigantic?"

"I think you're confusing her with someone else."

"Zeebop does realise he named two chapters 'Lois Can't Stop Eating'?"

"I've said this before but Zeebop's branches tend it be very similar to one another."

"I think some of them ARE the same branches."

"He decided he might as well link some of them given their similarities to other another."

"What is it Lois sees in Blaze, anyway?"

"I think it might just be Zeebop's personal ship, Cerebia."

I can be written
I can be spoken
I can be exposed
I can be broken
What am I?

"Is this Riddler's doing, Cerebia?"

"How should I know?"

"Well, the Riddler tries to **** Lois about her kinks and Lois' solution is to perform them on live TV. That's a bit much. She could just as easily tell the Riddler she doesn't care if people find out. If she wanted to beat him to the punch, she could have just admitted them in an interview or something. Why does Bane care about Lois being blackmailed? He's a villain."

"Given how obsessed Zeebop is about his Lois/Blaze ship, I'm surprised he didn't make Superman turn evil just to justify his One True Pairing."

"I think he might be a Superman/Wonder Woman shipper."

At four inches flaccid, the Man of Steel was bigger than some men were hard...and as the Amazon's mouth delved down to taste his hairless balls, the cock began to grow.

"Zeebop does know that four inches is the very bottom of the average, right, Cora? If anything Superman's dick would be smaller than most men even if its not enough to be considered tiny."

"I think we've read enough. Any words."

"It's just the same shtick as last time. At least in our last read, we got the Suicide Squad route that was at least decent enough."

"The problem is most of these routes are very similar to one another. Readers are gonna get bored of reading about slightly different variations of Lois marries Blaze and has eight kids with her. Some of the epilogues/sequels Zeebop does are potentially interesting but they always stop just as they're getting good."

"Does he really have 5745 chapters of this?"

"Apparently so."

"Fuck!!!"