Part 3: Tower of Racists

"Is it just me or does Engin remind anyone of Lindsey's aunt?" asked Susan.

"Yeah, the whole 'nobody in this school is innocent' mentally" said Lindsey, "I think we might have found Lucy's account. Wait, does I mean I beat an CHYOA author in a martial arts tournament?"

"You know if that Incubus had been me, Yulia would be getting **** in every hole in her body" said Fred.

"The incubus was weak because of a meta narrative?" said Melody, "I don't know what that is"

"The tower seems to work like a videogame" said Lindsey, "hence why the incubus doesn't work the way it does on Arizelle"

"Nobody has explained to me what a videogame is"

"Apparently, Engin doesn't feel the need to create in-universe justifications for Dahlia and Alide to do these reviews"

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"Anyone think this story would be better with Doom Slayer?" asked Fred, "I mean the tower connects to all settings so the BFG and Unmakyr should exist, right?"

"I think Yulia might be a racist" said Lindsey, "just like Gamia"

"Yeah, Suzie is nothing like the demons she describes" said Fred.

"I'm not a demon!" said Susan, confused.

"Also, why do you two keep spelling Gambio in increasing weird ways?"

"We'll spell Tnzovb properly when Stampy learns to spell Santa"

"Okay, that one didn't even sound like Gambio" said Melody.

"Also, this angel really wants to whip Yulia" said Fred, "are we sure she's not from Arizelle?"

"Gambia apparently has some kinda punishment by whipping fetish" said Susan.

"And Unknown7 doesn't?" asked Melody.

"She entered the game quiet late" said Lindsey, "and doesn't seem to be too quick on the uptake. Also, she doesn't seem to contribute much other than suggesting that Yulia take a whipping. Still, the whipping is nowhere near as weird as wasp in the ass fetish"

"Gamin also seems to think you can consensually **** someone" said Susan, "as for the adding images thing. We should put this in a way that will be easier to understand"

1. Susan left some instructions.
2. Put down the formula ![]()
3. Find the image you wanna add.
4. Left click to get a new tab
5. Copy the hyperlink
6. Paste the hyperlink into the () of the formula.

"That is a lot simpler than Marcie's explanation" said Lindsey.

"A truly smart person knows how to simplify things. Anyway, it turns out that being whipped can cure you of demon sickness"

"We find that Dreg is as bad as he's made out to be" said Lindsey, "he molests Yulia in her sleep. He's basically an uglier, maler version of Marel. Though given that he was literally named worthless, its no wonder he turned out this way. Still, its no excuse"

"I'm surprised he's insulted at being called Greg" said Fred, "you'd think he'd prefer it to a name like Dreg. Yulia fights a smoke clone and then meets some nuns"

"Which logically means lesbian sex" said Susan, "given thats all nuns do all day except whipping themselves and each other"

"These nuns are incredibly shameful" said Melody, "asking Yulia to just give up like that. Its so un-nunny"

"And apparently, Cupid **** a nun" said Fred, "isn't he supposed to be a baby? Doesn't this count as ****"

"I don't think Engin is going for the baby with the love arrows look" said Lindsey, "its described as looking more monstrous"

"It would have been funny if it actually looked like the image Gabia posted" said Susan.

"Also, what is the big idea Regin34? Of course Yulia should keep her mask on, what if she breaths in poison, you dumbass?"

"Given its backstory, I assumed Cupid is the floor boss until Alide said the avatar of the 'one true god' is. But let me get this straight. This god avatar thingy is has some kinda hypno-cock?"

"Also, Alide just admitted that she, Dahlia and Dreg are all living in their parent's basement" said Fred.

"At least we know Alide isn't planning on **** Yulia" said Susan.

"I still don't trust her" said Lindsey, "as for meta narratives. I don't like the idea that someone else is controlling everything I do. It makes everything pointless if a god like being has already decided it"

"I like to think my choices are my own" said Susan, "Dahlia, Alide and Dreg must be really depressed if the think they're choices are not their own"

"It also means that right and wrong don't even exist. Dreg would not be wrong to **** Yulia because he wouldn't have been making that choice. Hell, Yulia's entire quest would become pointless. I chose to follow my own path, the Path to Justice"

"The thing is that Unknown7 has this thing with realistic outcomes" said Fred, "its the reason why Jormund kept trying to kill us during our response to Marcie and Gina's review of Dark Lord and why Farsel doesn't give a damn about how descriptive her **** scene was"

"I also read the Flekrad name" said Lindsey, "and that is racist. Why would a dark elf be named their race spelt backwards? Nobody in Asia names their kid Naisa"

"Until next time, readers" said Susan.