Part 3: The Quest For An Ending

"How do you lose your period on a bet?" asked Susan, "its a woman's biological function"

"I don't think Lois Lane meant that sort of period" said Lindsey, "but why is Lois Lane hanging around with Blaze? I mean she's Superman's girlfriend, Blaze is a Shazam villain"

"Shouldn't we get part 4 of Hard Candy done already?"

"We're doing this. We're going on a quest for an ending"

"Since its my turn, we should start from where we had to chose between Angelica and Catwoman"

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"So I went with Selina Kyle" said Susan.

"What does a Gotham accent sound like?" asked Lindsey.

"Catwoman is investigating some sex trafficking. Unfortunately, they encounter Blaze"

"Apparently, Blaze isn't someone that Zeebop made up" said Lindsey, "she and her brother, Satanus, are the half-demon offspring of the wizard Shazam. Blaze first debuted in Action Comics #655, July 1990. She was created by Roger Stern and Brett Breeding and first pencilled-"

"Yes, they get it, Lindsey" said Susan, "you don't need to explain the history behind every character in this"

"Blaze having a dick is not comic book accurate"

"It should be. Still better than that the Harley Quinn movie titled 'Birds of Prey' or CW's Supergirl and Batwoman. I don't think even dickgirls would have been enough to save those abominations"

"Blaze's men surround Lois and Catwoman so they jump into the sewage"

"Afterwards, they both have sex"

"Isn't there a demon hunting for them?" asked Lindsey, "this isn't the best time to be having lesbian sex"

"Lois and Catwoman find a cum powered gem that Blaze has been using to hypnotise women into having sex for and Catwoman gets hypnotised by it"

"Couldn't Blaze just appear in men's dreams and fuck them like a normal succubus? This is really elaborate. And Lois has the brilliant idea is to strip off her shirt and attack Catwoman with it. Surprisingly, this actually works. Did Blaze really say, 'tomorrow, the world'?"

"I cringed at that" said Susan.

"Taking the world is not something that can be done overnight. Also, Lois just now remembers she had a way of contacting Superman the whole time. Oh and get this, once she does remember this, she decides not to call him because she's insecure"

"Fortunately, Batman and Superman manage to find them independent of any action Lois or Catwoman took. Catwoman also decides that its the perfect time to grope a feel of Lois' ass. I also now have an image of Batman peeing on the wall"

"So with Batman and Superman fighting Blaze, Lois and Catwoman strip naked in order to blindfold the captive women being hypnotised. There must have been a better way to do this"

"I mean some clothes wouldn't even work as a blindfold, like shoes, socks, underwear" said Susan.

"And wouldn't it make more sense for Shazam to show up, as Blaze is a Shazam villain?" asked Lindsey, " I mean, Shazam, the kid who turns into an adult, not the wizard"

"Isn't that kid 12 or 14? I'm pretty sure that would be against-"

"Zeehop could just make him 18. Also, Blaze gets arrested. She's a fucking demon, how is a ordinary prison gonna hold her? Well, we actually managed to find an ending"

"Until next time, readers" said Susan.