Part 2: The Quest For Dickgirls

"Okay, apparently there is a scarlet succubus in this story" said Lindsey, "I don't remember this character in DC Comics. Did Zeebop make her up or is she just really obscure?"

"But she does have a dick" said Susan.

"I don't know what you see in that"

"According to her, we have a problem with commas. Are we not using enough commas? Mom always beat the shit outta me if I didn't use enough commas"

"So your mother was a grammar Nazi that didn't understand grammar. Why are we doing this again?"

"Because we're on a quest for dickgirls"

"Oh fuck, you know what? Since your the one who cares so much for dickgirls, you should make the decisions this time"

READING IN PROGRESS

"This time we followed Blaze, figured this should lead to dickgirls" said Susan.

"Honestly, these opening chapters are very similar to the Lex Luthor route" said Lindsey.

"Oh please, Unknown7 does that all the time. Come to think of it, Gina is always misspelling her name"

"Oh no, I noticed that it got misspelt during the read of my own story. Gina wasn't there. Its Marcie that can't spell. I say we punish her. Don't worry, Gambino, she'll be returned in mint condition. I promise we will feed and water her regularly and we'll maintain proper hygiene, we don't even have a smell fetish anyway"

"I tried to draw some attention but it turned out someone else wrote that chapter"

"Susan begged me to spank last time she made that mistake"

"So I tried getting drunk, hoping Blaze should show up" said Susan.

"I do think Lois should have wore practical footwear" said Lindsey, "that way, she doesn't have to walk round in high heels or her bare feet"

"But we found Blaze"

"Why did you pick Angelica? Having Selina Kyle whip Lois would have been hot"

"Because I know that Catwoman has no dick. I thought Angelica might have been a dickgirl"

"I do like how Lois has sex with another woman simply because she's bored"

"But it turned out Angelica is Blaze the dickgirl"

"Okay, congratulations, you found a dickgirl, Susan, I don't know what anyone sees in this" said Lindsey, "if you like cock, that can normally be found on a man. If you're into girls, why the fuck do you want her to have a dick? It makes no sense"

"OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY I'VE EVER READ! EVER! ITS GOT DICKGIRLS! DICKGIRLS!"

"That storyline isn't even finished. Yes, I understand Blaze's point about there not being enough writers. I just don't understand Susan's obsession with dickgirls. Honestly, even if Blaze is an original character, she seems outta place as a Superman villain who are typically aliens, robots or metahumans"

"Oh no, you said he is **** to magic so he should have some supernatural enemies"

"Well, we stopped at some old couple complaining about the noise"

"Is it just me or is everyone in the DC universe named Martha?"

"Its just those two people, well three if we count Mrs. Henderson" said Lindsey.

"Maybe, we should add our own chapters" said Susan.

"Unknown7 is already busy with Dark Lord, The Path To Justice and Actually, Gina Is Very Sorry And Doesn't Need To Be Cursed"

"No, not Unknown7, I mean WE should add a chapter or two. It would be Unknown7's account but it would still be us that write it"

"That's actually not a bad idea"

"Until next time, readers"