Part 2: That's not an incubus

Lindsey sat at the computer.

"So Alide, Dreg and someone called Dahlia are beings created specifically to serve the chosen?" she said.

"Apparently" said Susan.

"And they exist for no other purpose akin to the no life losers of the Velvet Room of Persona"

"So how exactly are they able to review stories on CHYOA?" asked Fred.

"And the goblin has always lived in the tower for some reason"

"I still think Alide plans to **** Yulia" said Susan.

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"Cooking room?" asked Lindsey.

"I think Gamio means the kitchen" said Susan, "how is Yulia supposed to see the map he drew? I thought these people could only hear us. Anyway, Yulia encounters fat chick Dahlia who is apparently Alide's sister"

"So they are sisters now" said Fred.

"Wait, where did it say she was fat?" asked Melody.

"The narration said curvy" said Susan, "that's pretty much what the Fems called themselves. She is also planning to **** Yulia"

"Giving her fetishes is a pretty weird form of payment" said Lindsey, "also the threats of **** monsters is very similar to Dreg so she doesn't come across as any less predatory. I'm kinda wondering what Yulia's reaction would be if she was straight and found Dreg attractive"

"Isn't a Dreg like a slang term for a lower class person?" asked Susan.

"That sounds pretty elitist of Engin. She's basically saying we should kill the poor. Its as bad as Gambino's racism against monster girls, lizard people and goblins. How do you get lizard people and goblins confused? Because they're both green? That's like saying China and Japan are the same thing"

"Iconically Dahlia and Dreg seem to be rivals, probably because they both wanna **** the same girl. Couldn't Dreg just overpower Yulia? Why the complexity?"

"Apparently, Yulia can just command him to leave. Maybe, she can do the same with Dahlia if she tries anything"

"Yulia gets a spell to unlock doors and repair shit" said Fred, "and a rapier"

"Why would Yulia **** someone?" asked Susan, "that sounds so unlike her"

"A rapier is a kinda thin sword. The one Raphael uses in Soul Calibur"

"You know, if I was shopping and the person selling, suddenly started playing tie up games with me, I wouldn't come back to that store"

"Yes, it does sound like grounds for a sexual harassment lawsuit" said Lindsey.

"Okay, so how would Yulia go about suing people in this tower?" asked Fred, "turns out there was some kinda rule against the chosen ones bringing even a spare change of clothes. Must have been the same way with the food and water"

"There's a selflessness to Yulia that makes me really care about her" said Melody.

"So if this all supposed to be happening on a camera, how do we know Yulia's thoughts?" asked Susan.

"Yulia could trade the armour with herself?" asked Lindsey, "that does not make sense"

"I think Engin meant Alide" said Fred, "anyway, Yulia fights a spider"

"Regin34 seems concerned about Yulia getting horny during the fight with the spider" said Susan, "her bondage fetish should be the last thing on her mind. As for Moonblack's suggestion for eating Alide out, that doesn't sound like a healthy diet. Cum is not a good substitute for natural food source"

"Noticed the Resident Evil reference there, Gambio"

"Moonblack does have a point about how Ash could have been immune" said Lindsey.

"So is Ash another guy living in this tower or another guy created to assist the chosen for a price? Also, I keep picturing this guy as Bruce Campbell"

"I don't know why anyone would want to live in this tower" said Melody.

"What would someone want with Yulia's soaked panties?"

"Well, to sniff them I suppose" said Lindsey.

"Why would you wanna sniff a pair of panties?"

"I'm glad that Alide didn't **** Yulia" said Susan, "it seems consensual. I am still worried about her being made a sex **** to her or Dahlia or maybe Dreg later"

"So magic is tied to mental health?" asked Melody.

"Yes, its a pretty strange system" said Fred, "I'd have made them both separate things with 'mental health' being called sanity. Oh, and if it went down, they'd be all these hallucinations"

"Are you suggesting that the Engin should have ripped off Eternal Darkness?" asked Lindsey.

"Yeah, they'd be these three ancients, one for health, one for magic, which would be spelt with a K on the end, and one for sanity. And once all three of them are defeated, a fourth ancient would combine the timelines to wipe them all out"

"Ignoring Fred's intention to rip off Eternal Darkness" said Susan, "Engin's story would actually make a pretty good horror movie or videogame"

"The floor boss ends up being a red demon. I thought the spider was the boss. And according to Gambio, he's an incubus. If it was a real incubus like me, Yulia would be fucked, literally"

"Gambio does know that cutting its dick counts as excessive ****, right? And he calls me a moron. Is he trying to destroy all of reality and cause Yulia to end up floating around in a abyss with a boot kicking her in the pussy every five minutes for all eternity"

"Somehow Yulia actually wins the fight"

"I did not think that was possible" said Melody.

"Either, Yulia is really badass or that has got to be the weakest incubus I've ever seen. I mean if thats the best the tower can offer, I should be able to ace this thing no problem"

"Until next time readers" said Lindsey.