Part 2: Donald fucked what?!

"I've noticed that game mode doesn't do anything here" said Farsel.

"Apparently, AlexandraS90 didn't wanna use it" said Fred, "to be fair, Unknown7 would have made the same choice anyway if she wrote this"

READING IN PROGRESS

"So Edward drinks minotaur cum and gets a blowjob from some chick who bangs his mom" said Farsel.

"Then he goes to this fantasy world's equivalent to the olympics" said Fred, "this involves banging stuff but of course, he fucks his mom before he goes. I still find it hard to believe Marissa hasn't been exposed as a demon at this point. With how prudish Itherians are, you'd think all this whoring herself would cause a scandal"

"How is Marissa a queen exactly? She never married Bryce. She just got pregnant with his kid. And people were previously complaining about all this bullshit she was doing as countess. Was this just forgotten about? And did Donald just say he fucked a horse?"

"Wait, what?"

"He rode her harder than he ever had a horse" said Farsel, "if its the sexual riding, is he saying he fucks horses?"

"That sounds like it would cause a scandal" said Fred.

"Maybe things are different in Beatha"

"Hopefully his sister only rides horses the normal way. Donald also has a mute elf **** girl suck Edward's dick"

"Apparently, her people have some weird tradition of silent and servitude to anyone who does them a great favour. You'd think these people would just say it wasn't that big a favour just to get out of it"

"Alice would hate this story for that reason alone. The whole review would be endless tangents on the wrongs of slavery if she was here. We nearly ended up having gay sex with Donald but fortunately, I won the toss coin so we went we the other option"

"The good news is Edward can apparently **** Donald with his homosexually" said Farsel.

"Don't know why he'd wanna ride with him after that" said Fred, "I've have gone with Daena"

"Something I don't get. Its already explained to Edward that Daena is on a vow of silence, so why does he think she's at a loss for words? And the text later refers to her as a mute"

"Daena kinda reminds me of Tarena, except she's only a **** of some idiot tradition, Donald is less of an asshole to her and she hadn't been serving him since childhood. Oh, and she's not blonde. Its a good thing Suzie's not doing this review. She'd probably think Donald literally swallows swords"

"I don't get the Beatha religion. Isn't mountain part of the earth?"

"Well, 30 chapters in and we finally have a fight" said Fred.

"You do realise Edward is a cripple, right?" said Farsel, "fight scenes are gonna be really awkward in this story"

"But couldn't Edward just use demonic superpowers?"

"I don't think demon blood works this way. Also, Edward and Donald are both idiots. Kings riding out there without bodyguards. Thats just asking to get assassinated. They're lucky they only ran into a few bandits that didn't know who they were"

"So we're at a point where we have to decide whether we stab an enemy or miss"

"Of course, we're gonna chose to stab him. Why would we chose to miss?"

"Until next time, readers" said Fred.