Parading With Pride (not gay)

Disclaimer: This is a particularly silly story and it isn't meant to acurately represent any of my opinions or worldviews (excep of what's hot). Now to the hot stuff

"See you tomorrow Adam" said your last coworker as he left. Today you had to take care of the afternoon shift all by yourself. Pretty boring usualy, but today the pride parade is coming to town and it's gonna pass right in fron of the store. You just wish you knew sooner

See, yesterday you were hanging out with some friends and found out the pride parade this year was gonna have a dating app running paralel. The app is actualy quite impressive, it alows you to adjust for a ton of stuff and automaticaly makes pairing between comapitle participants. You and your friends even had some fun setting up the most overcomplicated profile you could, and it worked! And that's the problem

You thought it was just harmless fun but now you are probably gonna get paried with people for real, wich is only gonna end in disapointment. At least that's what you assume...