Paisley's Intervention

Paisley stormed into Vizrokoth's office Monday morning, before any of the contestants were awake. "Bending the rules is one thing. The occasional sloppiness is even okay for a new host. But this is inexcusable."

Vizrokoth appeared startled at the assistant's sudden appearance. "I thought you weren't coming until-"

"That was before I learned you never setup any fucking fanmail!" Paisley screamed, frustrated at herself as well. She had thought that maybe the fanmail had been done off screen for some reason, but a cursory examination had revealed otherwise.

"Oh..." The demon answered awkwardly.

"Wait, this was a mistake, not you trying to exploit some loophole or manipulate the contestants?" Paisley asked, looking incredulous.

"Well... I..." Vizrokoth stumbled over her words, caught out more than she had in centuries.

"How sloppy can you be?" Paisley asked, the calm anger in her voice even more threatening.

"Uh, I didn't know how-" Vizrokoth was cutoff by a massive tome of a book called Harem Hotel: Hosting 101 slamming into her face.

"LEARN HOW!" Paisley yelled at max volume before calming down. "Look, I'll do it this time, but if you ever want another season, you'll get your shit sorted on this!"

Then, Paisley teleported elsewhere, to a stage where she the knew the audience of Bunkered Together could see. "Dearest audience, and those in other seasons for that matter. While we're still in the early days of Round 2, given... various delays..."

The pink haired assistant took a moment to collect herself before continuing, "...I decided it was best if we announced this early. Please send your fanmail to everyone here, whether it be the host, the contestants, or even yours truly, because I certainly help out here a great deal."

She then teleported away, Paisley returning to she had been doing before making such an awful discovery: Exploring the bunker and spying on the contestants.

(Author's Note: Hey guys! So, I really wanted to do fanmail, and then realized I needed to actually set it up properly in story, among other things. Please send your fanmail either to my account on CHYOA, or contact me on Discord if you're part of the Harem Hotel discord. Submissions should be open for the next two weeks at least, and I'll sneak a note into another chapter if something changes. Hope to hear from you!)