Painted and Pranked

Joanna was groggy when she woke up.

She yawned then looked down and shrieked. Not only was she nude, but she was also painted blue. "What the fuck?! Charli!" she screamed, trying to call her roommate.

Last night she was mocking Charli's skills as an artist and telling Charli to give up on her dreams of being an artist and "find a real job," so she could be more dependent with her half of the rent. Charli yelled back that Joanna's obsession with Mudkip was just as silly, but Joanna snapped back that didn't cost much money. The two were splitting a box of wine, and the **** fueled the fight.

Joanna was not only a lightweight when it came to drinking, she was a notoriously heavy sleeper.

"Char-leeeee!" she yelled again. She noticed that the keys Charli kept on a hook by the door were gone, and Charli must have left for her morning class at the local community college.

Joanna had a job as a paralegal, and she had a big interview with her boss about a raise. She went to shower as she only had an hour to shower the paint off, get ready, and get to work. To Joanna's horror, as she showered the paint was not coming off. It was more of a dye than paint. "CHAR-LEEEEEE!" she screamed from the shower. "I'm going to fucking kill youuuuuu!"