Pachycephalosaurus Attractions

Dino Brawl!

Rating: Family Friendly

Safety: Slight hazard

Price: Low

Details: On Tuesdays and Thursdays, all Pachycephs get together in an arena for a test of strength. Wearing tight, skimpy swimsuits, they (metaphorically) lock horns on floating platforms in the middle of a pool in one-on-one matches. Guests, if they are at least 21 years of age, can place bets on the outcomes of matches before they occur, as well as bet on who the overall winner for the day will be. If a Pachyceph manages to win, then she will become leader of the herd until the next competition, and they will get to kiss Brief in front of the audience. The park attempted to avoid this stipulation, but their leader kissing the pack male as a sign of dominance is such an integral part of Pachyceph culture that they outright refused to do this activity without it. Because of this, this attraction is only available when the park administrator, Dr. Briefers Rock, is available to congratulate the winner.

Notes: Remember to remind Pachycephs to keep their swimsuits on at all times while in the arena. Be sure to keep everyone in the front rows of the arena at least 5 feet away from the barrier separating the crowd from the pool. Do not, under any circumstances, tolerate any taunting of Pachycephala or the throwing of food. If they feel their dominance is threatened, especially by smaller human females, they may climb out of the pool to attack. Pachycephala are extremely difficult to incapacitate using both stun rods and tranquilizer darts, even compared to T-Rexs, so it is likely that they will be able to get to and escape with their targets before anyone can stop them. If they take someone to the locker room or their enclosure, do not risk a rescue and instead wait until the Pachycephs return them on their own. Be sure to remind anyone kidnapped, and their friends and family, that the park is not liable for any accidents, dino-girl related or otherwise, that occur while they are in the park.

If a male is kidnapped, advise them to apologize for whatever they did and to “suffer” through their punishment of breast smothering until they are satisfied.

If a female is kidnapped, they will likely have to endure a test of strength from the Pachycephala, and they may even be **** to compete in the Dino Brawl themselves. If this happens, encourage them to compete since the Pachycephala are usually satisfied once the human woman (inevitably) loses.

If any Pachyceph acts out during a match, be sure to discipline them by withholding sex an appropriate amount of time (but not too long to cause them to try breaking out).

The Pachycephalosaurus Gym

Rating: Adults Only

Safety: Medium Risk

Price: Medium

Details: Here, guests get the opportunity to spend time in a gym with the Pachycephala, learning about their training techniques and testing their muscle against them. This is another good opportunity for guests to socialize with dino girls and understand that they aren’t monsters. It also gives people a safer and much more controlled opportunity to compete against the Pachycephs. With girls so hot (and hard) headed, it would be expected that this attraction would be incredibly dangerous. However, while Pachycephala are very competitive, they are also incredibly encouraging to others who are trying to get stronger, and they actually make incredible personal trainers.

That said, it is still required that all guests keep their comments as respectful as possible when interacting with these majestic dino girls.

Notes: Pachycephs have been known to use incredibly erotic methods to encourage people to work out harder, such as paizuri during weightlifting and kisses for running a certain distance. Because of this, no children are allowed in this attraction, and guests should be reminded to drink plenty of water while inside.

Pachycephalosaurus Cephari

Rating: Mature

Safety: Medium Risk

Price: Medium

Details: Get into a Jurassic Park jeep and explore the main Pachyceph enclosure with a tour guide. Here, guests get to see the dino girls in a recreation of their natural habitat, and they get to watch their social structures form organically. If the Pachycephs are feeling friendly enough, guests can even walk up to them, feed them, and get samples of their milk if any of them are lactating. Guests may also request to stay in the Cephari enclosure for an additional fee and if the dino girls agree. The Pachycephs are more likely to agree if they are particularly horny or sexually frustrated, and any guests who stay are all but guaranteed to be fucked thoroughly by the entire herd. Naturally, this option is available to adult guests only.

Notes: While a park employee will come by every day to attempt to pick up any overnight guests, they can only be retrieved if the Pachycephs willingly give them up. If their designated herd husband, Brief, is not on the island for extended periods of time, there is a good chance that they may keep a male guest for days, or even weeks, to use as a ‘meat dildo’. So far, no one has complained about being kept overtime so far, however.

Pachycephalosaurus Main Enclosure (Science/After hours)

Rating: Scientists only

Safety: Low risk

Prace: N/A

Details: The large grass enclosure where 10-15 Pachycephs are kept at any given time for study. This is where they eat and sleep. Only authorized Jurassic Park personnel are allowed inside, and guests who are part of a Pachycephalosaurus Cephari.

Notes: It was previously noted that Pachycephs naturally split into multiple herds after encountering a male, that changed when they were brought over to Isla Sorna, where males were abundant. Suddenly they could have each gotten a male of their own, and they briefly considered doing so. But it seems as though their herding instincts overwhelmed their breeding instincts in this instance, though, and they chose to stay one herd with only one male. That male, of course, being Briefers Rock. Whenever they find him in their enclosure, they almost never waste any time in swarming him and fucking him, “drowning him in a sea of breasts” as the scientist once put it. Starting with the current alpha, they all have sex with him one by one until they are either satisfied or pass out. As such, Brief tends to usually take one assistant with him to take notes on his behalf whenever he enters their enclosure. On the occasions where they are not having sex, the Pachycephs usually enjoy bathing with Brief and having them was their hair. They seem to particularly like it when he scratches their scalps, but they appear to hate it whenever anyone else does it. Further study is required to explain this phenomenon.

Currently, Brief has fathered approximately 20 Pachyceph children after only one year, most of which were sent to Isla Sorna for study and raising.

It was noted while the first clutches of eggs were being laid that the eggs appear to have features that resemble the dino girl’s father. Notably, all the eggs that Brief inseminated had freckles on them. This was soon discovered to be true across all dino girl species, as Brief wound up breeding every single one of them - but more on that later.