Jane ran as fast as she could, not even bothering to cover herself as she jumped towards the fence, vaulting herself over the fence with ease. However, she had made a slight miscalculation on where she was landing, loosing her footing as she stumbled forward down a hill.
"You! Will! Fucking! Pay! Kasumi!" Jane yelled as she tumbled down the side of the hill, hitting every bush and shrub on the way down.
"Who and what the hell was that?" The worker at the dump said as she played the video she took over a few times, the naked woman with a pumpkin on her head jumping over the fence before disappearing. She then smiled as she added, "Well, whatever or whoever that was, she's gonna be the biggest star on the ethernet!"
Just as the dump worker finished uploading the holovid, a voice buzzed over her radio. "Lydia! Visitors at the front gate. And you are not gonna believe who they are!"
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" Jane repeated as she continued to roll down the hill, finally coming to a stop as she landed ass first on what felt like concrete. And to add insult to injury, the jack-o'-lantern on her head remained in tact. Letting out a hiss, Jane got to her feet and rubbed her sore ass...
Only to look up and see the large crowd of people staring at her, some still in costume. Face burning up from behind her unwanted mask, Jane slapped an arm over her breasts and wedged a hand between her legs before sprinting off down the street as the crowd began to laugh, wolf whistle, cat call, cheer, and jeer at this Halloween Streaker who landed in the middle of town.
"I assure of you, Dr. T'Soni." The Dump Worker said as Liara and the group stood at the gate, Ashley keeping a vice-like grip on Kasumi. "If The Commander Shepard was here, I would know about it! Although, I'm curious as to why she would be at my dump."
"Let's just say there was a little accident..." Liara replied as she turned towards Kasumi with a scowl.
Suddenly, Miranda's omnitool began to give off a notification, causing the tattooed woman to look at the message. Both her and Jack's eyes went wide as they saw the holovid.
"Um, Liara..." Miranda began, getting the asari's attention. "You may want to have a look at this..."
Back in town, Jane's face was blazing in a mixture of anger and embarrassment at this turn of events. She was covered in dirt, mud, and garbage juice while streaking through town with only a jack-o'-lantern on her head. The only positive she could think of right now was that, because of said jack-o'-lantern stuck on her head, no one seemed to have any idea who she was! Still, she had to find something to cover the rest of her body with and fast!
That was when she finally found what looked to be her salvation: Across the street was a Halloween store! She could just sneak in, "borrow" whatever costume was still left in her size, find a way to get this pumpkin off her head, sneak out, get back home, and strangle Kasumi!
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