Outta Gas and Outta Luck

Abby sped along on the snowmobile, still unsure about which way the road was. The woman still felt the icy chill on her body, her nipples becoming harder than diamonds. At least she had the helmet on to protect her face from the stinging wind.

About half an hour into her drive, however, Abby could start to feel the snowmobile slowing down. She revved up the engine some more to speed up, but it only sputtered as it continued to slow down. As a horrible realization came to her, Abby looked over at the fuel gage to see that the needle was on 'E'.

"Fan-freaking-tastic!" Abby muttered as she felt the snowmobile come to a complete stop.

With a growl, Abby dismounted the snowmobile and kicked up some snow in anger. The woman removed her helmet as she banged it against the side of the snowmobile several times before placing it over one of the handlebars.

"This just doesn't make sense!" Abby exclaimed as she sat back down on the snowmobile, tugging at her hair. "I planned this out perfectly! I was supposed to be at the road hours ago! I went down the North side of the mountain to get there! I -"

Suddenly, a look of horrified realization came to her face as she realized what she just said. She had gone down the North side of the mountain, yes, but the road she needed to get to was down the South side.

She went down the wrong side!

"Oh, this is just freaking lovely!" Abby snapped, laughing hysterically as her eye began to twitch. "I have no idea where I am, I'm freezing my ass off, I'm butt ass naked, I'm out of gas in the middle of nowhere, and to top it all off, I went down the wrong side of the mountain!"

Abby continued to laugh like a crazy person for several seconds before dismounting the snowmobile again and picking up the helmet. Taking a deep breath, the woman stopped laughing all together and snarled as she raised the helmet above her head. "HOW THE HELL CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?!"

Abby grunted as she threw the helmet into a nearby bush, where it made contact with something that made a surprised noise. The woman's face donned a look of fearful confusion as she realized that the noise was not a human.

Something that was made even more evident by the animal that was coming out of the bush...