The Wet Kitty.

You step into the establishment, taking in the rough plank walls and torch chandeliers that light the dim interior. Despite its appearance, the Kitty is well pitched and very little light from outside penetrates the log walls. A long wooden bar backed by kegs, casks and clay bottles dominates the left side of the room, except for two doors on either side of it.
The rest of the room is dominated by tables, mostly empty at this time of day, and the far wall boasts a fireplace which keeps the chill of early spring at bay. The climate on the continent is mild, but it is still a welcome warmth against the cold wind.
{if Time < 1000
}The door the left of the bar exudes the smell of stew, clearly leading to the kitchen. The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and an chalk "0" beneath that. This early in the day, the tavern is very quiet, with only one table occupied by a single patron and no one is sitting at the bar. {if Weekday = 0
}A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, wiping down mugs. She smiles as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {else
}You take a seat at the bar, and are greeted by a dirty but pleasant man named Matthias. He's the owner of the Wet Kitty, inherited from his father who built it in the early days of the Corruption. You keep your quest to yourself, but Matthias seems to know your noble upbringing on sight. {endif
}{elseif Time <1200
}At this time of day, a few of the round tables are occupied. The door the left of the bar exudes the smell of stew, clearly leading to the kitchen. The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and and two chalk tally marks beneath it. {if Weekday <4
} A large, middle-aged bald man with a cudgel is sitting on a stool in front of the door. You learn that his name is Torad when a patron calls his name. {else
}A stringy-haired man with a cudgel and a hooked nose is sitting a stool in front of the door. He leers at you, and you learn his name is Bargen when a patron calls his name. {endif
}As you watch, a knock on the door is followed by the bouncer lifting the latch to allow a red faced human male to exit, stuffing the tails of his shirt into his breeches and calling for an ale.
{if Weekday = 0
}A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, wiping down mugs. She smiles as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {else
}You take a seat at the bar, and are greeted by a dirty but pleasant man named Matthias. He's the owner of the Wet Kitty, inherited from his father who built it in the early days of the Corruption. You keep your quest to yourself, but Matthias seems to know your noble upbringing on sight. {endif
}{elseif Time < 1400
}The tavern is bustling with activity: many tables are occupied, and almost the entire bar. As you enter, the door to the left of the bar swings open to show a beleaguered {if Weekday > 3
}young human woman in revealing dress carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You overhear that her name is Treya. {elseif Weekday = 0
}young human woman in revealing dress carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You overhear that her name is Treya. {else
}elvish maiden in revealing clothing carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You look at her with some sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. You overhear that her name is Nadia. {endif
}The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and and three chalk tally marks beneath it. {if Weekday <4
} A large, middle-aged bald man with a cudgel is sitting on a stool in front of the door. You learn that his name is Torad when a patron calls his name. {else
}A stringy-haired man with a cudgel and a hooked nose is sitting a stool in front of the door. He leers at you, and you learn his name is Bargen when a patron calls his name. {endif
}As you watch, a knock on the door is followed by the bouncer lifting the latch to allow a red faced human male to exit, stuffing the tails of his shirt into his breeches and calling for an ale.{if Weekday = 0
}
A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, serving the various patrons. She smiles at you as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {else
}
You take a seat at the bar, and are greeted by a dirty but pleasant man named Matthias. He's the owner of the Wet Kitty, inherited from his father who built it in the early days of the Corruption. You keep your quest to yourself, but Matthias seems to know your noble upbringing on sight. {endif
}{elseif Time <1700
}At this time of day, a few of the round tables are occupied. The door the left of the bar exudes the smell of stew, clearly leading to the kitchen. The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and and three chalk tally marks beneath it. {if Weekday <4
} A large, middle-aged bald man with a cudgel is sitting on a stool in front of the door. You learn that his name is Torad when a patron calls his name. {else
}A stringy-haired man with a cudgel and a hooked nose is sitting a stool in front of the door. He leers at you, and you learn his name is Bargen when a patron calls his name. {endif
}As you watch, a knock on the door is followed by the bouncer lifting the latch to allow a red faced human male to exit, stuffing the tails of his shirt into his breeches and calling for an ale. A shifty-eyed man hands the bouncer a gold coin, and is allowed through the door.{if Weekday > 3
}A young human woman in revealing dress is moving from table to table, smiling and distributing mugs of ale and bowls of stew, while collecting spent dishes. You overhear that her name is Treya. {elseif Weekday = 0
}A young human woman in revealing dress is moving from table to table, smiling and distributing mugs of ale and bowls of stew, while collecting spent dishes. You overhear that her name is Treya. {else
}A silver haired elvish maiden in revealing clothes is moving from table to table, smiling and distributing mugs of ale and bowls of stew, while collecting spent dishes. You overhear that her name is Nadia, and you look at her with some sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. {endif
}{if Weekday = 0
}
A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, serving the various patrons. She smiles at you as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {else
}
You take a seat at the bar, and are greeted by a dirty but pleasant man named Matthias. He's the owner of the Wet Kitty, inherited from his father who built it in the early days of the Corruption. You keep your quest to yourself, but Matthias seems to know your noble upbringing on sight. {endif
}{elseif Time < 1900
}The tavern is bustling with activity: many tables are occupied, and almost the entire bar. As you enter, the door to the left of the bar swings open to show a beleaguered {if Weekday > 3
}young human woman in revealing dress carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You overhear that her name is Treya. {elseif Weekday = 0
}young human woman in revealing dress carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You overhear that her name is Treya. {else
}elvish maiden in revealing clothing carrying a tray of frothy mugs and steaming bowls. You look at her with some sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. You overhear that her name is Nadia. {endif
}The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and and four chalk tally marks beneath it. {if Weekday <4
} A large, middle-aged bald man with a cudgel is sitting on a stool in front of the door. You learn that his name is Torad when a patron calls his name. {else
}A stringy-haired man with a cudgel and a hooked nose is sitting a stool in front of the door. He leers at you, and you learn his name is Bargen when a patron calls his name. {endif
}As you watch, a knock on the door is followed by the bouncer lifting the latch to allow a red faced human male to exit, stuffing the tails of his shirt into his breeches and calling for an ale. A shifty-eyed man hands the bouncer a gold coin, and is allowed through the door. {if Weekday = 0
}
A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, serving the various patrons. She smiles at you as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {else
}
You take a seat at the bar, and are greeted by a dirty but pleasant man named Matthias. He's the owner of the Wet Kitty, inherited from his father who built it in the early days of the Corruption. You keep your quest to yourself, but Matthias seems to know your noble upbringing on sight. {endif
}{else
}At this time of night, a few of the round tables are occupied. The door the left of the bar exudes the smell of stew, clearly leading to the kitchen. The door to its right has a sign over it that reads "Hall of Glory", and a second smaller sign reads, "paying customers only." There is a slate with the word "holes" in chalk, and and three chalk tally marks beneath it. {if Weekday <4
} A large, middle-aged bald man with a cudgel is sitting on a stool in front of the door. You learn that his name is Torad when a patron calls his name. {else
}A stringy-haired man with a cudgel and a hooked nose is sitting a stool in front of the door. He leers at you, and you learn his name is Bargen when a patron calls his name. {endif
}As you watch, a knock on the door is followed by the bouncer lifting the latch to allow a red faced human male to exit, stuffing the tails of his shirt into his breeches and calling for an ale. A shifty-eyed man hands the bouncer a gold coin, and is allowed through the door. {if Weekday < 4
}A young man works behind the bar, average-height and slightly pudgy in the face. He smiles at you as you take a seat, and introduces himself as Gavin. His father, Matthias, owns the bar, though he {if Weekday = 0
}is not in today. {else
}has gone home. {endif
} Gavin is pleasant, perhaps even a little simple. {else
}A silver haired elvish maiden is behind the bar, serving the various patrons. She smiles at you as you enter. You regard her with a pang of sadness: The elvish communities were almost totally wiped out during the War. The survivors are scattered refugees now, and prejudice has kept all but the most determined from finding a place among the protected cities. As you sit, you learn her name is Nadia. You keep your quest to yourself, and Nadia doesn't seem interested in your business. {endif
}{endif
}

"What can I get you?"
The sign on the bar reads:
Stew 1 gp
ale 1 gp
brandy 2 gp
coca tea 2 gp

A small attached sign, scrawled in fresh red paint, reads:
Kitty Juice 4 gp