The Wet Kitty. (hub)

You are at the bar of the Wet Kitty. {if Time < 1000
}This early in the day, the tavern is very quiet, with only one table occupied by a single patron and no one else sitting at the bar. {if Weekday = 0
}An elf serving girl named Nadia is working the bar, wiping down pewter mugs with a rag and smiling at you. {else
}Matthias, the proprietor, is behind the bar, knocking on the kegs and wiping down pewter mugs. {endif
}{elseif Time < 1200
} A few tables are occupied, and one of the stools at the bar. {if Weekday = 0
}The elf serving girl named Nadia is working the bar, smiling at you and the other patron whenever you look at her. {else
}Matthias, the proprietor, is working the bar with his usual fixed smile. {endif
}{if Weekday < 4
}Torad, the bouncer, is sitting his usual place, by the door to the "Hall of Glory." {else
}Barga, the villainous looking bouncer, is sitting in the usual spot, by the door to the "Hall of Glory."{endif
}Occasionally, a man comes out from or goes in to the door to the "Hall." {elseif Time < 1400
}The tavern is hopping, with many tables occupied and a semi-regular stream of shifty-eyed men came in and out of the "Hall of Glory." {if Weekday < 4
}Torad, the bouncer, is his usual implacable self. {else
}Barga, the bouncer, is his usual villainous-looking self, leering at you from time to time. {endif
}{if Weekday = 0
}Nadia, the elvish serving girl, is splitting her time between the full bar and a few patrons at tables, looking put-upon. {else
}Matthias is moving fast for a man of his girth, splitting time between the full bar and several patrons at tables. {endif
}{elseif Time < 1700
}A few tables are occupied, as well as a few stools at the bar. Occasionally, a shifty-eyed man passes in or out of the "Hall of Glory." {if Weekday < 4
}Torad, the bouncer, looks bored. {else
}Barga, the bouncer, is his usual, unsavory self, leering at you from time to time. {endif
}{if Weekday = 0
}Nadia, the elvish serving girl, is working the bar. She looks tired. {else
}Matthias, the proprietor, is working the bar, chatting with the other bar patrons and leaning against a post. {endif
}{elseif Time < 1900
}The tavern is hopping, with many tables occupied and a semi-regular stream of shifty-eyed men came in and out of the "Hall of Glory." {if Weekday < 4
}Torad, the bouncer, is his usual implacable self. {else
}Barga, the bouncer, is his usual villainous-looking self, leering at you from time to time. {endif
} {if Weekday = 0
}Nadia, the elvish serving girl, is splitting her time between the full bar and a few patrons at tables, looking put-upon. {else
}Matthias, the proprietor, is moving fast for a man of his girth, splitting time between the full bar and several patrons at tables. {endif
}{elseif Time < 2401
}The tavern is about half full, with the music of a lute filling the main room and the murmur of conversation thick in the air. Occasionally, a shifty-eyed man passes in or out of the "Hall of Glory." {if Weekday < 4
}Torad, the bouncer, looks bored. {else
}Barga, the bouncer, is his usual, unsavory self, leering at you from time to time. {endif
}{if Weekday < 4
}Gavin, the proprietor's teenage son, is working the bar. He smiles at you when you look at him. {else
}Nadia, the elvish serving girl, is working the bar, smiling noncommittally at the patrons at the bar. {endif
}{else
}The tavern is closing for the night. {if Weekday <4
}Gavin {else
}Nadia {endif
}has made last call, and most of the patrons have stumbled out into the night.
{endif
}
{if Time <2401
}
The sign on the bar details the items for sale:
stew 1 gp
ale 1 gp
brandy 2 gp
coca tea 2 gp
{if KittyJuice = 0
}

A small attached sign, scrawled in red paint, reads: {endif
}Kitty Juice 4 gp

{if Intoxication > 90
}You are quite ****. It is unlikely the bartender will serve you any ****. {endif
}{endif
}