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"Isnt there a Val that lives up on the mountain?" Sofia asked.

Sherrif Preston shook her head, "Different lady. That Val is short for Valentine. And not a doctor, shes an astrologer or astronomer or whatever job concerns stars. Also, that one's not a blonde, Valentine's a rednead. "

"Hair dye maybe." Sofia looked at Xander's photo.

"Uh-unh. Not dyed. The carpet matches the drapes." Sherrif Preston smirked. "Trust me, I checked, I got up close and personal."

"Slut!" Deputy Sofia smiled.

"And damn proud of it." Sherrif Preston stuck her tongue out at her Deputy.

"Your makin' the new guy blush." Deputy Sofia pointed to Xander as she handed the photo back.

"Is that right?" Sherrif Preston chuckled.

Xander ducked his head and jerked it towards the kitchen. "Not exactly. I mean, my Anya was blunter than you two just were. But, uh, unless my ears are deceiving me the guy and girl working the kitchen are taking advantage of the lull in business to have a quickie in the back office. You dont hear her... uh... vocalizing?"

Omi jolted and turned toward the kitchen, angrily stomping into the kitchen. "It was my turn! Mama! It was my turn! Matty, you promised I was next!"

Xander's eye bulged as he stared after the young Asian woman leaving the room. "What? Mama?"

Sherrif Preston licked her lower lip, "Matteo is a godly lay."

"So that's how they locked him down." Deputy Sofia pouted. "Hard to compete with a mother daughter combo."

"You can hear her getting railed from out here? I cant hear shit." Naomi frowned at Xander.

"I was born with good hearing. Its kept me alive." Xander put his hand over his eye patch, "And its only gotten better since this."

"Well..." Sherrif Preston folded her arms under her partially exposed tits. "Getting back to the matter at hand. I dont know the woman in the photo. But you could head down to town hall and see if Susie can help. Susie Hughes is the Mayor's wife and the town gossip slash social butterfly. She makes it her business to know everybody's business.

"Or you could head to the library. Check the records there. Your missing person is a Doctor, right? Maybe they checked out a book. Our Librarian, Jenny Ceiisic, might know about your Doctor Stenson." Sherrif Preston finshed with a nod of her blonde head.

Deputy Sofia laughed, "Ask her about the curse her people put upon the white man, that's always good for a laugh."

"Her people?" Xander asked.

"Jenny's Arapaho. This was their land before the settlers... settled." Sherrif Preston answered. "Legend says the local Arapaho magic man put a curse on the settlers to be nothing more than big, dumb animals or something like that."

Xander nodded his head, "Okay. Indian curses... Good to know. I was wondering what kind of last name Ceii-"

"It means Big Chest." Deputy Sofia interupted before laughing.

Seeing Sherrif Preston and Naomi also laugh Xander asked, "what gives?"

Naomi answered first, "Jenny is one of the few in town who are less blessed when it comes to boobies."

"Barely a B cup." Deputy Sofia sniggered.

Xander shrugged. "Okay, but, uh.... what about Lucy? She knows people, yeah? So shouldn't I just wait for her to get here and talk to her first?"

Sheriff Preston snorted, "Oh, sorry stud, thats gonna be a long wait. Lucy dont get up til after noon at the earliest and thats if she didnt have a wild night last night. And I'm pretty sure she took the Jenkins brothers home with her last night."

"All of them?" Naomi let out a low whistle. "Daaaayummn, Boss."

"Three out of the four." Sherrif Preston answered. "I did see Lucy getting handsy with Moe and Josh while she was grinding on Glen's lap. I know who wasnt involved as Carl was working the night shift at the station."

"Still." Naomi shook her head, "Leave some for the rest of us, y'know. Hoggin all the biggest boys." Naomi pouted, "I gotta buy new batteries today cause I wore my vibrator out last night. If I knew one of the Jenkins boys was free I wouldn't have to buy new batteries on the way home."

"Oooh. He's blushing aagin." Deputy Sofia pointed to Xander. "Is it us or are those Jonetsu sluts double teaming Matteo?"