Do you blush?

"You really aint... you know... phased in the slightest are you." Sheriff Preston looked at Xander with interest, her icy blue eyes peeking over the pulled down sunglasses. "Me and Sofia talking about tribbing each others brains out usually makes folks not from here a little squirmy. But not even a blush out of you."

Xander met her eyes, "In my life I've been a stripper, a phone sex operator, and my Anya was a very special sort of lady who demanded orgasms on the regular and wasnt shy about openly and frankly exploring the wonders of human sexuality." Xander cocked an eyebrow. "Consequently, I have very little left in the way of sexual embarrassment. Even if you want to have a deep conversation about something like pegging."

Xander gestured to the Sherrif and her Deputy. "So the way you two talk about your sex lives?" Xander snorted and shook his head. "I've been part of conversations between women who make your charming little banter session look blase."

"Is that right?" Deputy Sofia leaned back and drank some coffee.

"Have a few female friends, do ya?" Sherrif Preston asked.

"All I have are female friends." Xander scratched his head. "I mean... Andrew is a co worker more then a friend. Riley... is a friend but we dont get to see each other much anymore between work and family. Giles... well, Giles has always been more a Dad to me then my own Dad. Wood and I... he gets weird given his history with Faith and my history with Faith." Xander trailed off talking mostly to himself.

The Sherrif cleared her throat, "What was so special about your conversations with your lady friends?"

"Mainly teaching the techniques to find and correctly identify the A spot." Xander answered.

"The what?" Deputy Sofia asked, leaning forward.

Sherrif Jocelyn bit her lower lip and hummed.

"The A spot. Like the G spot but deeper. Like, back between the bladder and the cervix. Waaaay back there and if you hit it just right you tend to coax a powerful orgasm out of a lady. The over the top porno kind of orgasm with the thrashing around, squirting, eyes rolling back type orgasm." Xander answered. "Anya made sure I knew what I was doing. The fact that I had to explain this to some lesbians I know was... funny, I guess."

"Bullshit." Deputy Sofia laughed.

"Damn, you nust be hung as all hell." Sherrif Jocelyn talked over her Deputy. "To get that deep you have to be swinging a tree trunk between your legs."

Xander grinned. "I punch above my station when it comes to pretty ladies. I've been blessed to have gorgeous women on my arm for a reason. And there is a reason for that. I tend to be a case of girth instead of length. Although, I am above average in that department too."

Xander shrugged, "But that's not entirely necessary for the A-spot. Not really. Proper positoning and using correct angles helps. And having an excited partner is key."

The Sheriff took her sunglasses off and stuck them in the neck of her cut off shirt. Intense blue eyes stared at Xander, "I'm excited and would very much like to cum my brains out like a slut in a porno."

Xander picked up his glass and took a drink of water.

"Well hell, I've gotta see you get your A-spot massaged. A gushing like a geyser orgasm sounds amazing." Deputy Sofia looked between Xander and the Sheriff, then back to Xander and batting her ling eye lashes at him. "If you dont mind, Xander?"

"I can do you one better than just being a voyeur. Anya trained me to multi task. You can sit on my face, Deputy and I'll eat you out while I use my dick to blow your bosses mind at the same time." Xander waggled his eyebrows.

"Damn." Both ladies murmurred.

Xander finished his glass of water and set it back down on the table top. "Lucky for you two I'm well rested, hydrated and have been in a bit of a dry spells recently so I've got some... pent up energy to work off."

"Check please!" Sherrif Preston called.