Open the book

You open the book and flash of magical light appears you freak out but make sure not to yell and disturbed your family. When the light vanishes you are a little freaked out but words are on the page so you get to reading.

*Rule 1: Anything you write will become true

*Rule 2: No one else can see what you have written or write it the book themselves

*Rule 3 No paradoxes these will automatically lead to getting slapped

*Rule 4 No killing

*Rule 5 "Anyone who isn't the owner who finds this book will return it to the owner as soon as possible without breaking any laws, unless it is impossible, in which case, they will break as few and as minor laws as possible to return the book to the owner."

*Rule 6 These rules cannot be changed or altered with