Open it away from prying eyes

Lauren took the bag and carried it up the stairs, shutting the bedroom door so she could take a look at what the hell John had purchased where she would have a hope at stifling the laughter. These sorts of costumes (and what else could possibly have John so excited?) were always so ridiculous, but getting a good laugh at it in private first at least helped keep a straight face if she really did choose to wear it for John.

She dumps the contents of the bag onto the bed, and sure enough it’s a playboy bunny outfit! Lauren chuckles, reaching out to pick up the outfit to see just how ridiculous this version looked. It was such a cliche, cheesy, stupid…

“Stupid? Oh my darling I may seem cliché and cheesy in the retelling, but there is nothing stupid about the kind of lust and passion I command!”

Lauren yelped and jumped back, dropping the black latex bodysuit onto the bed. It lay in what Lauren would have sworn was a seductive manner, as nonsensical as she knew that thought to be. Rather than admit to herself that she had in fact heard a powerful woman’s voice upon touching the latex, Lauren sought out the silliest part of the ensemble to reassure herself of the silliness of it all, and picked up the ears. They felt warm to the touch, as if the black rubber ears had been sitting in sunlight for the entire day.

“Try them, love”

Lauren’s hands moved of their own accord, placing the bunny ears on her head, the tip of the band snuggly resting behind her ears.

“Much better. Now the rest ~”