Open door

I open the door.

Tara: "AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tara jumps back screaming. Her tits nearly pop out of her blouse.

My neighbor Rick readies his hammer as if he was going to hit me.

We just stare at one another. Me. Looking puzzled. Them. Looking terrified.

Me: "..."

Tara: "..."

Rick: "..."

Me: "Dude. What are you doing?"

Tara: "Have you been bit?"

Me: "What?"

Tara: "Answer the damn question!?"

I just stare at her.

Me: "Damn Rick, why did you have to fuck Tara's ass today?"

Normally, I wouldn't be so candid with girls this hot but living next this one for 3 years and seeing how Tara treats Rick, lets me loosen my tongue

Rick: "There are zombies roaming around. If you get bit you become one of them."

I just stare at him and her. Mostly her. Bitch or not...Tara is hot! Everytime I see her. She always shows off her amazing cleavage. This time is no different. She could of easily button an extra button on her blouse, but leaves it unbutton. Tara notices me staring at her cleavage. Rick does too but says nothing, does nothing. Anyways...

Me: "Okay...no. I haven't and now answer my question. What the fuck are you two smoking?"

They somewhat relax. Tara being cautious continues to eye me up and down. Meanwhile Rick goes back to hammering at the stair steps.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

Me: "Rick? Tara? What's going on?"

For once Tara mouth is good for something. Too bad it isn't sucking dick.

Tara: "I'll tell you but you have to strip."

Rick: "What the hell, Tara? He is fine."

Tara: "You don't know that! Are you going to risk my life on that?"

Rick: ...

You look at Rick. He seems to submit against his better judgment.