Only the bare minimum.

“Ugh…” Diego groaned through the throbbing in his head, and the beet red flush on his face, but replied to the doctor, “Golly, I can’t remember last night at all. What happened?”

“Well, my medical analysis says you were rap—” Wait, did he just say ‘golly’? this man is clearly one of those vault dwelling idiots, maybe don’t use the ‘****’ word, Joan. “-umm… attacked, and left in the wastes without any identification. That’s when one of our rangers, Phasma, brought you here.”

The Ghoul leaned in closer to Diego, placing a hand on his lap dangerously close to his penis; her intelligent grey eyes bored into him like gimlets while she asked, “Can you remember your name, affiliations, or goals?”

“Uhh… my name is Diego. Diego, uh, Reyes, and I’m here to… um,” The boy tripped over his words not only because the memories were obscure, but also because there was a hot girl staring at his barely-covered form. He’d only known her for a couple minutes and Joan had already seen his dick. Her tight, sexy, hip-hugging pencil skirt didn’t help with his embarrassment either.

“G-gosh, I can’t remember much, but I think I needed to find help…” he stammered through a vibrant blush, “Although, It seems like you’ve already helped me out quite a bit, th-thanks, Joanie.”

The pet name caught Dr.Flansburgh off guard, but her noseless face remained the picture of poise despite the surprise.

“Ahem, uh, well Diego, welcome to our Arizona outpost: Ranger Station Madonna. Keep quiet, and try to enjoy your stay.” She said, accidentally—yes, accidentally—brushing his cock with her hand. Better (or worse) a little piece of her skin caught the blanket’s edge as she moved, exposing the first few inches of his shaft.

Feeling arousal stoke a fire between her thighs at the beautiful sight, Joan stood up and made her way to the door; the ghoul doctor knew her arousal couldn’t be mutual, she was kinda considered to be a ‘hideous abomination’ after all. Her patient burned deep burgundy as his member stiffened.

Upon recovering from the shock of contact, Diego pulled the sheet over his nascent erection, and said to the doctor, “Wait!”

She paused in the infirmary’s threshold, and turned to face her handsome patient, grateful to have another look at his bared chest— especially after humiliating him like that. “Hmm?”

Extra sheepish with Joan’s inquisitive grey eyes back on him, Diego quietly cleared his throat and asked the all-important question:

“Is there, uh, anything for me to wear around here? Please, I’m…”

“I’m still naked.”