Only on that condition.

"Okay," you text back.

"Really?"

"Yes... on one condition. Going forward, our conversations will remain unadulterous in nature."

"Is that even a word?"

"Yes! It means no more flirting, and no more telling each other how sexy we look! No more sexy talk whatsoever, and definitely no more talk about us hooking up!"

"That sounds like more than one condition."

"Do you want the picture or not, Rick?"

"Okay, okay! It's a deal! lol"

"Good. If you need to vent about your wife, I'm here for you, but when we're talking about other things, you will keep in mind that you have a wife, and I will keep in mind that I have a husband. Do you still have the first picture I sent you?"

"I do."

"Well, then soon you'll have a collection. I'll try to give it some variety."