One Month Later

It’s your first day on set. Spotting Michael Day, you head over and introduce yourself.

Day explodes. “I thought I said to keep this motherfucker away from me!” he shouts to anyone within earshot.

“Mr Day, can I just say what an honour it is to…”

The enraged director grabs you by the collar. “I don’t know what you did for Alison Brie. Probably ass-fucked her fucking dog. But if you have to be here, then you keep your motherfucking nose out of my motherfucking movie. You fucking fucker. Fuck!”

He storms off. A nearby stagehand looks at you sympathetically. “I think he likes you.”