On stage!

Lauren was led onstage. She followed the beautiful knight in a daze, but as soon as she stood in front of the thousands of eager onlookers she suddenly felt nervous. She was onstage before thousands in nothing but torn up pajamas! She was barefoot, no padded bra or Spanx. Her hair was frizzy mess with branches stuck in it. She had no makeup, no height or body enchantment. Growing uncomfortable she crossed her arms over her chest to hide herself and felt heat on her cheeks.

"Good people of the gleaming kingdom!" The woman spoke. "Sir Marlis was successful! He has retrieved the last, great hope our great wizard Barla summoned!"

The crowd cheered wildly.

"And now we have the sacred child, the only one who can't stand up to the darkness which will consume us all!" The woman said loudly, pointing at Lauren.

Wait... did she sacred CHILD?! Lauren thought, shocked.