On a busy downtown street.

You take a big sniff of her fairly musky panty to work up the courage to step out of the car completely naked. The rough sidewalk concrete feels strangely warm under your bare feet, and the outside air is cold on your alcohol-covered crotch. A few people do glance at you as they walk past, but most of them seem more confused by a man carrying a women's purse than by your state of nakedness, cock-n-balls a-danglin'.

You walk a few steps down the street, but the hot asphalt starts to burn your feet. You squat down low, feeling the breeze between your spread ass cheeks as you put your shoes and socks back on.

"Huh, I really do feel more naked now," you mutter to yourself as you set off, checking out the variety of people passing by so indifferent. Their obliviousness, or rather acceptance of your state turn you on and you get semi-hard.

Turning the corner, you see a woman in a yellow frock and sunglasses pushing what appears to be a baby in a blue stroller. You grow fully erect as an idea comes into your mind.

Walking over to the pair, you stand blocking her path and you introduce yourself.

"Hi I'm John Doe and I like to engage in objectum-slash-objectophilic sexual acts with inanimate objects," you declare nervously.

"Hey. Name's Elaina. This little princess here's Gabbie. Could we help you?" asked the kind woman in a pleasant motherly voice.

You answer back quickly, saying, "Yes, in fact, you can. I want to wear all of your clothes coz it's freezing out here."

Looking at you in bewilderment, she visibly frowns and spits onto your face, her spit landing right below your left eye, screaming, "How dare you?! You think you can just come up to a woman and-"

"... and I want to masturbate in them," you add to save yourself before this gets outta hand.

Her look jumps from anger, to understanding, to such a sorry face, as she realizes what she just did.

"OMG you should've started with that," she looks around at the people frowning at her and quickly reaches into the stroller for a handkerchief, adding "let me first clean that up."

You move a step back, and say, "No, let it be for now. My pleasure comes first. please turn around and strip down to your skin. Quick!"

"Yes of course. Right away."
And with that she turns away from you and begins to strip. You quickly lap up her spit with your finger and eat it.

There's no way you could make her strip in a sensual way, i.e. do a striptease. But you enjoy the view nonetheless. First, she undoes her front buttons and swiftly takes off her yellow dress. Next, she reaches back and undoes her plain white bra, letting both fall to the ground on her feet. Finally, she steps out of her plain white panties, keeping them in her hand, picks up her dress and bra, and hands them all to you, you both standing completely naked on the curb.

"Please stay here, I'll need a few more things from you after wearing these."

"Sure, we've got all day," she says in a bubbly tone.

You first wear her bra. It's a nursing bra so it's a pretty comfy fit. Next, you put her plain panty into your purse and take out the car-lady's leopard-print panties and wear them. Finally, you pull down the frock and but leave the chest area open.

"Now," you turn to the mother, "hand me Gabbie's pacifier and milk bottle".

"Sure" is all she says before reaching down into the stroller and handing them to you.

You put the pacifier in your mouth and begin sucking on it. Then, you remove the milk bottle's cap and drench yourself around your chest and waist, making sure your underwear becomes visible.

Thanking the mother, you move on down the street, sucking away at that pacifier.