Official registration

“Well,” said Lisa, “we better get his card printed.”

“Oh right!” Amy said. She began to tap away at the computer. As she did so, Lisa approached and knelt down in front of me. Her face was a few inches away from my penis.

“Sorry,” she said, “I’m quite fascinated by penises. Yours is exceptional...well...exceptional may not be the right word.” She giggled. “But you are certainly an outlier. The smallest we’ve measured at this facility was 4.25 inches, so your penis is the smallest that I...well, we, me and Amy.” She glanced up at my high school crush who was deliberately focusing on the computer. I appreciated that Amy was being professional and not teasing me, but Lisa was something else.

She continued. “The flaccid size is by far the smallest I’ve seen, even on children. My sister has two boys and I used to change their diapers, I’m certain they were both bigger even as infants.” She glanced at Amy. “Amy, isn’t Cash’s tiny penis fascinating?”

“Um…” Amy said. She glanced down at my penis and then at me. She has this look of pity on her face. “It’s just a penis, we’ve seen hundreds.” She smiled at me but I could tell it was **** since her eyes still looked sad. “It’s a perfectly normal penis, Cash.”

Lisa snorted. “Normal? His penis is anything but!” She glanced up at me. “But that’s a good thing! Who wants to be normal?” Her gaze returned to my genitals. “Your penis is so interesting! Under an inch flaccid, and under 3 inches fully erect! It’s so unique! Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like this.” She glanced up at me. “It’s really fascinating when you think about it.”