Offer her money to strip

“Say, you mentioned you don’t make much money, how would you like to make a little something on the side?”

Carly raises her eyebrow, “What are you proposing?”

“How much would it cost to get you to strip naked for me?” you ask.

The proposition takes Carly aback for a moment. Then she contemplates whether she’d be willing. “I never considered stripping for money…” she reveals. “I don’t know how much they charge…”

You dig into your pocket and pull out some money, “Well, would $20 entice you?” You flap the bill between your fingers and hover it in front of the ice cream server.

“Not… really…” Carly admits.

“Then how about…” you pull out another bill, “$30 dollars?”

“Yeah… that wouldn’t be enough,” Carly says with complete candor.

“Well, how much are we talking about then?” you ask.

“Like $1000!” she responds.

“A thou…?!” you cry out in sticker shock. “I don’t have that much money!”

Carly shrugs and smiles, “Well, guess I won’t be stripping then!”

Dejected, you take a seat with Lynn.

“No go?” she asks between ice cream licks.

You shake your head.

“So that’s it? You’re just going to give up on it?”

“Can I have $1000?” you ask your mistress.

“What? No! The whole point was to work for your reward!” Lynn shoots back, indignantly. “You’re not even trying!”

“Hey, I put in effort!” you retort. “It just didn’t pan out!”

Lynn rolls her eyes. “Maybe you can put in a little more effort next time!”

Your mind’s eye shows the entire last few minutes play out in reverse.