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As we are crossing the street, a car comes into view. "Oh shit, someones coming!" I say. I instantly throw my hands in front of my penis and freeze right in the middle of the street. Out of all the cars it could possibly be, its the worst option. Its a patrol car! As it gets closer the blue lights come on and the siren chirps. My mother in law says "uh oh looks like you're in trouble naked boy!" The car pulls up and the officer steps out and to my horror the officer happens to be a beautiful light skinned black lady. She says "what on earth is going on here? Why sir are you bare naked in the street in broad daylight?" I try to explain my situation but she isn't having any of it. "Sir im going to have to place you under arrest for indecent exposure. Hands behind your back". I say "please don't do this mam. I promise i didn't intend on being naked in the middle of the street. I have a towel right here please just let me put it on and go back inside." As i point to my mother in law i notice she no longer has my towel. The officer says "sir im not going to ask you again. Hands behind your back now!". I see her put her hand on her taser and i realize i better comply. Its bad enough being bare balls naked in public. I really don't want to get tazed naked. I reluctantly uncover my penis and place my hands behind my back. She proceeds to handcuff me and lean me up against her car while she goes back to chat with the other ladies. I thought i heard them snickering but i wasn't sure. At the time i didn't know it, but she is friends with my neighbor. She comes back to the car and once again i beg for her to at least let me get a towel before we go downtown. "You should have thought about that before naked boy! Im taking your naked little white butt to jail as is. Completely bare!" I get in the back of the car and off we go to jail. When we arrive it just gets even worse. As we pull up there is a lady leaving with what appears to be her 18 year old daughter. The officer pulls me out of the car right in front of them. As we walk towards the door, feeling the breeze blow over my bare penis and balls and having the back of my handcuffed hands touching my bare butt cheeks, causes me to get hard. The two ladies we passed going in are left stunned as they watch my naked behind being marched in. To make matters even worse she brought me to the female holding facility. When we open the doors to go in, my stomach drops. There are female inmates inside mopping the floor. The intake officer is an older lady who looks like she is ready for retirement. We walk up to the desk and as the officer is giving my info the old lady tells me to go stand by the wall for pictures. After all of that is over the intake officer takes me to a holding cell and makes me go in still naked. I ask "shouldnt i get an orange jumpsuit or something?"she says "sir you are in the female jail, we dont have any male jumpsuits.". Now what? Im stuck in jail bare naked.