Mother in law.

After about thirty minutes of sitting in an open cell totally naked, enduring catcalls and remarks from the inmates and some female guards, the intake officer comes in and says "follow me, its time for your phone call" before we leave the cell, another officer shows up and says " you're free to go. All charges have been dropped. There is a lady in the lobby here to pick you up." The relief i felt is soon canceled out by the fact that im still naked! And i don't know who is here to pick me up. We start heading to the lobby me still handcuffed with my bare penis bobbing around. When we get there im surprised to see my mother in law and it looks like she is surprised to see me still bare naked. The officer uncuffs me and i immediately cover my penis. When i do that i notice the officer look over my shoulder to get a better look at my backside. "Nice buns" she says. "Am i free to go now?" I ask. She says "sure are, i hope your mother in law brought you some clothes." Me too i thought. I look at her and already know by the look on her face, that she didn't bring me a stich of clothing. "Sorry honey, i got here as soon as i could. I didnt think about bringing your clothes." She then asks the officer " is it ok if i take him home naked? I promise he'll stay in the truck until we get there." She said thats ok, for me to just stay in the truck, and run in real quick when i get home. We head outside and get in the suv. I start to get in the backseat but notice its full if boxes. She says" sorry you're going to have to sit up front with me." I hop in, buckle up and put my hands over my penis as we pull out of the parking lot. When we hit the road she says " i know you're ready to get home and get some clothes on your naked behind, but i have to finish my errands. I have to deliver all of these boxes to my other daughter." I say "what are you serious? Is she home?" She says "calm down, and yes she is home and yes she is going to see you naked. The quicker we get over there and unload, the quicker you can get home and cover up."