Of course they do, and in person!

The seconds ticked by, but right at 6 I clicked sign out. One more week down. Today was busy for the bookstore, 7 total customers. But the boss did say that a new person was starting next week, so maybe someone to talk to.

“Hey Harper, wait up!”

Stopping to see who called out, I am confronted with a sight I have never seen before outside of a bad video game. There is a girl, running after me. Massive jugs, at least GG, barely held back by a tight red corset, squeezing her waist down to a miniature size. A matching pair of red panties and thigh high red boots completed her outfit.

“Wow, your physical form is improving, you are walking a lot faster than I thought. Hi, I’m Jane, one of the Dev for Changing You. Wanted to talk about your bug report.”

“You are one of the Devs, what? Fine, but can we at least keep walking, I want to change before heading to dinner.”

“Sure, so you were right, did you find a major bug. It seems you were the first person to trigger a penalty, and it was linked to the wrong screen once the punishment was added. But good news, we aren’t going to punish you for finding it, so only your one for today! Isn’t that great.”

“Punish me? I thought I was trying to help you fix your app.”

“Oh no, the app is perfect for people who use it correctly, and you little miss haven’t been. You aren’t pushing your new abilities, trying to do new things. Hell, if it wasn’t for you messing up and knowing that your funbags will never be called anything polite again, you might not even have figured out the real power of the app. But I will say that the office pool has your odds at figuring it out this weekend with some of the upgrades you picked. You naughty girl.”

“Wait, what? You are tracking me? And how would I find out this weekend? And ‘push my abilities’ what does that mean?”

“Ah, maybe you haven’t figured out as much as I thought. Oh goodies, this weekend will be a lot more fun to watch then, plus I still have my money on next week sometime.”

“Can you at least help with the bug. What does this mean?” Pulling out your phone to show the ‘Expensive but impactful option (10) – testing testing, write the teasing description here.’ line on your home screen.

“Oh, Henry did a great job with that status screen, don’t you think. You see how it even says tits over there. You can’t even see the word melons anymore. Wonderfully thought out.”

“What, that’s not what I asked. What is this upgrade.”

“Oh, it’s nothing, just a place holder. It was supposed to be a late game item, something you save up for a year or more to get, but looks like we forgot to add price increases correctly. Honestly, it being a shell of a power is the best part of all of this as the power its supposed to be was never coded in for this page. I talked to the CEO and they have given me two choices. I can fill the power with anything I want, or the two of us can work together on a power that will help you use the app better.”

“Use it better? I’m not even getting any tips or anything, how am I using it wrong?”

“Oh, there aren’t tips, these are changes we are making to your body and your mind. Like being able to workout and not get tired, remember that. Say thanks to Physical Improvements. You haven’t had it happen yet, but your next tests are going to be easy since you’ve been investing in memory improvements. In fact, I think we should continue that for your new shell power.”

“What if I don’t want it?”

“Well, you can help me decide, or I can pick all by myself, but we do need to fill the power, and soon. Waiting for you to get off work is already messing with our generators. So options! Do you want to know the true impacts of your upgrades once they are purchased, or do you want to be able to give the devs a heart in order to see the real impact of any upgrade as often as you like?”

“By ‘give the devs a heart’, does that mean it will it go to the AI and I get punished for using the power?”

“Wow, those memory upgrades are helping, you really are bright. Yes, it will go to the AI, but it won’t be a punishment. But the AI will get to apply it to you, and it will count as a normal heart spend for tracking reasons.”