Of course there are...

John was perplex. "What was that? So in the end this all is still just a bad joke!" John was furious and was about to shut down the door to his flat, directly into the face of the middle aged man still standing in the entrance.

But the man had luck and could react fast enough. "Oh i am sorry sir but there is a little detail. You haven't won the jackpot, unfortunately you have the wrong super number."

The answer confused John long enough to prevent him from shutting the door immediately and gave the lottery employee some desperately needed seconds.

"If you would have won the jackpot you are correct sir, you would be allowed to have sex with every woman you want. But because you missed the super number you are only allowed to have sex with woman who's first or last name end on the character a. This lead to some problems in the past, because some of our winners got arrested. For this reason we decided we need to instruct the winners first. And because you did not contact us we were send."

Slowly John head cleared. All this still made no sense at all. Why would women be ok with having sex with him but only if they have the right name. This also sounded like there would be an awful lot of loopholes for this rule. For example what about name changes, artist names and so on.

John had a lot of questions but the two lottery employees where in a hurry and so he was not able to ask any more questions.

This was also the reason why he was still sitting on his comfy sofa, trying to find out what to do next, ten minutes after the twosome left him alone.