Of course she lies about everything

Lauren sighed as she opted to lie about everything.

Height: 5’8”

Chest Size: 36D

Waist Size: 28”

Hips Size: 30”

Butt Size: 30”

She knew that her pictures reflected these sizes as well as she always took them with her enhancements on, Silicone padding, Spanx and shaping underwear, and always with heels/boosters.

And there was no way she could be honest about her true measurements.

After inputting all of the false information, she picked some of her best pictures and filled in the rest of the preferences.

At last came her chance to input a tagline.

She thought about what she really wanted to say and she though about it for a moment…

“One and only Ice Queen.”

Lauren nibbled her lip and hit submit as her profile went public… and she waited swiping through to see if she’d get any matches.

**You’ve Got Matched**

Click to see who it is.