Of course I read the note, because I'm still hoping to go on vacation.

The note says: "Last Will and Testament is in the safe in the basement. 148269694821"

Perfect! Now all you need to do is find the basement. And that number must be safe combination.

You look at the number more carefully. "6969" - of course his combination would include those numbers. You roll your eyes.

What about the "18" and "81"? Maybe the "1's" stand for "I" or "i" ? And the eights? Maybe "ate" as in "eat"?

Or maybe the eights are meant to look like boobs?

"I for boobs to oral-sex-oral-sex for boobs to I?"

Is every last bit of Jack Hewitt's private life some sort of juvenile perversion?? You wonder.

Of course, you knew he was an eccentric billionaire recluse when you accepted this job. What did you think he would be like?