Of Course Not

After hiding out in our front garden, hidden amongst the trees while my mother sat on the front porch of our house, not even bothering to hide. Grandma eventually turned up, her first sight was my mum barely contained in her thin nightie, and nothing else. Then me, her very nearly naked granddaughter, shocked through, nipples clearly visible through the wet material, and looking like a drowned rat.

"You look like you've been through a lot, you'll have to tell me all about it over a cup of tea." She laughed, giving us both a kiss and a hug.

She rummaged through her bag, pulling out a rather large set of keys, with a large assortment of various keychains. She began trying each one in the keyhole, muttering to herself as she did. Eventually she reached the last key.

"Always the last one you try." She laughed, inserting it. And nothing. "Maybe not." She said bluntly. "I'm sorry, I must have left it somewhere in the house." She said, "I'll give you a lift to my place, get the key and bring you back."