Of Choices and Deals [depreciated]

I'm most likely going to rework this. Some day. Maybe in a few weeks, maybe few months.

Darknes. Darknes. I see Darkness!
Ah, I couldn't resist that one. It seemed rather apropriate, considering the situation I'm in. Two godesses of the Dark. The dark haired one, rather petite in stature gave me a compelling offer... And the other one, White haired, taller, more mature... mature-looking at least, one interjected. And they started arguing, so I tuned them out.

"...your body," I noticed the busty one was speaking to me again, "We could put you into a normal monster, but since your soul is such a special snowflake, I'm gonna make you into a special snowflake monster."

She paused and swiped a panel with some images. All but one of them are rather explicit. "These are four core types compatible with your soul. Pick one." She adds something about stacking, probably will make more sense later on.

"Do the cores impact how I look? I ask, or at least try to. I didn't actually speak - I had no mouth and I musted scream. I focused my attention on my choices Humiliating was out. Somehow felt off. Same with Seedbed. Of the two that were left, I felt stronger about magic. Not to mention the 'eldritch horror aesthtic seemed kinda neat. Therefore The Arcane it was.
"Good choice! Now stay still..." she held an orb of... something wriggling, pulsing, glowing...

And she plunged it into my chest in a spray of gore. I didn't feel any pain at least. 'Umm could you not lock in my future choices please? I used to spend hours when making RPG characters and this is way beyond...' I... uhh... thought? at them. Luckily they agreed.

We kinda breezed through the rest of the options. When I kinda drifted off, mumbling and flip-floping between options I heard "We'll leave ya to it anon!" and "Just push that button when you're ready!"

How nice of them, I thought when I was almost finished with my new Me. A huge eldritch dragon barbarian with boss powers and that tiem friut thingy topped with gamer HUD. I picked the standard package. Well, with the "impregnator" addon. I asked the goddesses (I learned along the way that they were called Melanoche and Carnachias respectively) if I could drop the litter multiplier and fast pregnancy to go all in on the "get anything pregnant" aspect. Carnachias joked I could make an inanimate statue pregnant with that focus and swapped breeding for that. At least I think she was joking.

While I was musing about them almost ready to finalise the chargen, so to speak, a glowing portal thingy appeared and swallowed my upper torso.

And in the white and golden area my upper torso appeared I noticed an angel. As in the pop-culture pretty-human-with-feathered-wings depiction. It was either a somewhat tomboyish girl, or a very effeminate guy... I couldn't really tell. Could be either, could be neither.
The angel started fussing about my core and all. I heard him mentioning something about making it all right again. "... I can convince you to be a good person. And by convince I mean bribe. I know you Darkies are deaf to reason." I scoffed at that, what would he?, she? it? uhh... they offer me as a bribe?

"Don't scoff at me! I'm Ariel, the Lion of Heaven, Lord of Air!"
'Oh, like that disney princess?' I think I sent that to him, considering he got really rilled up and started shrieking at me. "A disney princess? FUCK YOU! I'M A MAN! I LIKE GIRLS!!!" And started throwing stuff at me. By stuff I mean pretty good Cores... And that spirit race... I don't know why, but it RESONATED with me. And that Doom core... Damn, bypassing immunities? Guaranteed damage on anything I attacked? And they looked damn cool. Beauty core also was decent kinda like a mix between my, Humiliating and Brute cores. Kinda. Made foes I have defeated fall in love wtith me. Didn't narrow it to only Humans, and didn't require me to have sex with them or **** them. I wondered what counted as a defeat...

Then came the Divine Oaths. They were reasonable. By that I mean that a sieve had less holes than they did. They came with their own perks and brought even more stuff!. I imediately swore 'I swear that I will not **** innocent humans. With the exception of those fighting for the light or the dark; or those that actively hurt me first.' I think the vow was according to what I percieve as "innocent". Not what he wanted. Oh well, I swore to do something I'd have done either
way. More popups. Yep, blessings... That's... hmm... Actually that changes stuff... I could pick Protection here, and then bank on even faster progress as a Small Spirit... hmm chihuahua-sized eldritch spirit monster? Damn. And I could grow later on... Now the Miracles... fuck, it's either a trap, or Ariel is an absolute moron.

'I'll take the gem, but could you give me some time to think about the rest? YOu pulled me here as I was about to finalise my decision... And your offer changed things' I sent to him. And oh boy were his reactions amusing. He went from confusion, asking "What do you mean the Gem?" and with a flash of realisation that lead to rather delitious horror. He started begging in a meek voice. Blaberring barely coherently. A Guardian Angel? and the gem would bind him to me? Yep, it was a win-win situation for me.

'I'm sure we could come to a compromise.' He beamed at me. 'How about... you try to make a mix of Doom and Beauty Cores, one that would fuse with my current Core, and in turn I'll return this to you?'

That startled him. "I'm not sure... Replacing your core is dangerous enough. Making a three-way fusion? I cannot guarantee anything."
'In that case... how about...' I decied to pick yet another vow.
I swear that I won't target the Light exclusively. I will also fuck the dark' Well kinda.
'I won't be picking a second miracle, you do your best with those Cores... And throw in an additionall class.'

Ariel went into thought at my words. "That... Hmm... There would still be leftover from that deal," he started mumbling. I leaned back to rearange my stuff. I decided to make a dumb, basically suicidal bet.

A few quick taps changed my selections. I was a bit sad to not be a dragon... but I still felt that pull.

I leaned back in just in time to see Ariel snap his fingers saying "I got it! It should work. Just give me your choices and we'll intercept you as you appear in Ruyanei."
'Sure. So, for clarity: You prepare a mixed Doom-Beouty core that will integrate with my current core, Change my race to a Spirit. As for the blessings, I've picked Domain, Warmth, God's Eye, and Angelic Protection. And, as agreed, I return this gem to you.'

After he recieved his whatever it was, I felt something vaguely simillar to when I made my vows. He bid me farewell and alomst pushed me back through the portal.

Once I was fully back, I looked one last time over my selections... And decided it was time to finish this, so I pressed the big red button. And I heard a loud, drawn out femmine moan. A few moments later the two godesses arrived.

"So, made your choices anon? Took you a while."
"At least he thought about it."

I interrupted them before they started bickering. 'In order: Small size. Therionic family, but, if it would be possible, could you swap the part about my offspring following all of my orders? A pack bond is pretty good, but instead of blind obedience, could my offspring be more like me?'
"Oh? And why not fuck like an animal and have an army of absolutely loyal monsters?" Carnachias asked, followed by Melanoche mumbling "Now that I think about it, you also asked to drop the faster and bigger births..."
'Well...' I begin 'I assume you already have fast breeding pack leaders that have absolute obedience from their offspring. And it doesn't work.'
"It does!" Carnachias snaps at me.
'Then why am I here?'
"Because..." Melanoche begins and I finish for her.
'Because you need a new approach. Making more of the same won't help. Especially if the Light pulls another overpowered hero. I plan to grow stronger, find good mothers and sire elites. Them being absolutely obedient might be a deteriment. That's the logic side. The other side is i find pregnant women hot. I can appreciate them slowly swelling, and fuck them trough it all. If it speeds up I would have much less time to enjoy. And an ever-growing horde of never-before seen monstrous offspring of mine. That might tip off the Light as to where I am.'
"Yeah, sure. Wanting to fuck preggo bitches is a good enough reason in my book."
"Wait, you said..."
"Later, sis! Anon, tell us rest of your choices!"

And so I told them my choices. With the equipment Carnacias was full of glee, obviously. Though Melanoche kept glaring untill I finished explaining my selections. Immediately after that, she picked up her line of questioning. So I had **** but to tell them what happened. When I mentioned that I took two Oaths, both of them narrowed their eyes. To preserve my existence I hurriedly explained 'I basically vowed to not **** small children and vowed to not target the Light but also fuck the dark.'

After I said that Melanoche visibly relaxed, while Carnachias burst out laughing. "Seriously? You managed to make two empty Divine Oaths, and got those Light cocksloberers to give you stuff for them?" I nodded and elaborated. 'A perk for the Oath itself, pretty situatuinal. Two Blessings, I think they might be about the level of Montrous Powers.' And something bigger, possibly approaching' After I said that, Carnachias started cackling while Melanoche actually smiled. When I mentined the Miracles and my deal with Ariel... Carnatias started rolling on the floor, cackling like mad. And I think she was masturbating as well. Though Melanoche became serious instead.

"We're going to need to adjust some things. The thing you pulled might destroy your core, along with your soul. Don't worry It's a minor tweak" she said, while plunging her hand in me and grabbing my core. At least it didn't hurt this time as well. Thoug it itched and was generaly unpleasant.

When we finished with all that and once Carnachias got herself under control, she started talking with her sister. To be honest I was trying to feel changes in my Core and kinda tuned them out. That is untill the busty goddes turned to me asking "Anon, what do you think
about my sister? Because if you win I'll give you her hand in marriage. Wait, that's useles. I'll give you her as a ****!"

My mind blanked for a while, while they started to bicker yet again. I sent to her 'Are you part of the package? I'd hate to separate you two lovely ladies'

"Ha! Sure! Just don't die there anon!" She shouted and I blacked out.

Ha, a first proper chapter. And a first thing ever I wrote and shared publicly.
Also, English isn't my primary language, so there might be some grammatical mistakes. And I might have awkward formatting. And 1st person feels off. Anyways, thanks for reading I hope I'll manage to cobble something that is an enjoyable read.