Obligatory Intro

Bruce stood there stunned for at least a minute trying to figure out what was happening. Replaying events in his mind wasn't helping because no matter how he looked at it he should be inside a building right now instead of on some stage who knows where. Looking back at the girl in the throne he decided to approach her hoping that she could tell him how he got here.

As he got closer Bruce couldn't shake the feeling that he had seen her somewhere before. Just as he was about to say something to get her attention the girl's head suddenly turned in his direction at lightning speed. She jumped up from her seat and to his surprise stuffed her Switch into her cleavage. Looking at her head on now he immediately knew why she looked familiar. She looked exactly like Junko Enoshima.

“Good you're finally here” she said to him with a smile. “Now we can get this ball rolling.”

“W-What are you talking about?” he stammered out. “How did I get here? Where is here? Why am I on some stage with a girl cosplaying as Junko when I'm supposed to winning a prize?” He was getting progressively louder and more frantic as the impossibleness of the situation set in.

To his frustration the girl only giggled at him before muttering to herself “Right. Forgot that the master always panics at the beginning.” Turning back to him she said “Sorry. Got a little ahead of myself there. Let's get some explanation out of the way, shall we?”

Crossing her arms and grinning madly at him she loudly declares “My name is Junko Enoshima and you've been chosen to take part in my latest killing game!” Seeing him turn white as a sheet she lets out a few giggles before doubling over in laughter. Regaining her composure after about a minute she tells him “Sorry. I just couldn't resist when I saw your confused face. My name is Sally and as for the prize your supposed to be winning this is it. Your the new master on Harem Hotel: Gamer Edition.”

Relieved to know he hasn't been kidnapped into a **** game Bruce asks about the other questions going through his head. “Master? Harem Hotel? What on Earth are you talking about?”

Still grinning like a maniac Sally says “First point. Your no longer on Earth.” Bruce opens his mouth to question this but she shushes him with her finger and continues “Second, Harem Hotel is a reality TV show where someone is chosen to become master of a harem and the harem members compete for favorable spots in said harem.”

“As for the game edition part of it that was my idea.” she explains. “When I was given my season I thought about it and decided that most of the other seasons are sooo old-fashioned. Especially that smarmy jerk Al and his precious casino. I mean who even goes to casino's to gamble anymore. If people want to throw away all their money we can just do it online from the comfort of our own home these days.”

Realizing she was starting to rant she looked back to Bruce and said “Sorry about that. I just really hate that guy and tend to get a little worked up when thinking about him. Any questions?”

Trying to compute all the unbelievable info he just received Bruce asks “So you brought me here to give me a harem? Am I understanding that right?” Seeing her enthusiastically nod her head he just sighs. “That settles it. I must have stayed up too late practicing for the tournament and fell asleep. I'm dreaming right now.”

Giggling to herself Sally decides it will be more fun to let Bruce think that for now. Plus it will make this beginning part go a little faster. “Tell yourself that if you want but for now we really need to get this ball rolling. Time to meet our first member of your harem.”