Number 7: I want some sky-high heels.

Next are the heels, and they are PINK and they are HIGH.

They pink pumps, with the color that matches the dress, a neon pink. You wonder, why not sandals? Why not something more interesting than pumps?

But once you slip them on, you realize.

Pumps make you look like a wife. Like you could be a participant on "The Real Housewives". Maybe you could be "The Real Housewife" of the legal profession? Or "The Real Housewife" of reclusive billionaire evil controlling robot house computers?

Oh god, and they are TALL.

The heel height must have been at least five inches. Following the video instructions, you take a few practice walks across the room and back (so grateful for my posture training!) and you learn that, with just a little bit of practice, you can walk in them just fine.

But what does that say about you, hmmmm? That you can walk in these uber-high heel pumps so easily, looking for all the world like a "Real Housewife"?