Number 6: I want to put on the pencil skirt.

You walk over to the closet in your stocking feet, the garters pulling at your stockings and take the pencil skirt off the hanger.

It's black and made of luxurious, stretchy wool fabric. You open up the zipper and step into it. According to the video instructions, the zipper goes in back, and so you turn the skirt so it's situated properly and zip it up in back.

You take a step and almost stumble: It is so narrow around the legs!

The skirt goes just below your knees, and narrows at the bottom, so that you can barely walk! There is a very small slit in back at the hemline, but mostly you have to take very small steps, keeping your legs together, and rotating them around each other every time you take a step.

"How do women walk in these?" you think to yourself, shocked.

But this is the outfit you chose, you realize. And now this is the outfit you will need to wear.