Number 3: I need more pink and blonde.

Uh, oh.

The next drawer slides open and it's a big one. You look inside and you see a pink sparkly makeup kit and a new wig.

The room wants you to be pink and blonde!

"Like Barbie!" you think to yourself. "How perfect for my trophy husband!"

Stop that! Slap your hand. No, no, no! Are you fucking nuts? Why would you want that?

But oh...

You follow the video instructions and soon you've repainted your nails a nice bright pink, and have changed out your lipstick and eye shadow for bright pink shades.

And now, finally, the wig.

You look in the mirror, and you're perfect! Your long, curly-blonde hair cascades down your shoulders, framing your breasts, while your pink eyes and pink shiny pillow lips scream: "I am here to suck your cock, yay!"