Nude Call.

"Alright!" Shepard shouted as she turned on a group call.

It turns out all of the female crew had been hit and were stranded naked in various ways.

Samara was in a new spa of the Citadel when she woke from her massage she was found that all the clothes of the place was gone along with the towels.

Traynor, reluctantly, admitted she was with the Consort after two years of waiting and when she woke she found the asari gone a long with all her clothes and any other cover.

The only one who did not have any issues was Dr. Chakwas because she wasn't on the Citadel but was on Earth.

In short all the women had no clothes to uses.

"Are we sure it wasn't Kasumi?" Ashley sulked.

"I'm right here! Naked as you!" Kasumi glared.

"What about Liara?" Tali asked.

"She's gotten lucky and manged to catch the ones off guard and still has her clothes. She says we are welcome to them when we get to her place." Shepard muttered.

"We can't drive around naked!" Traynor looked horrified.

"You're right there. All our cars are rigged and we can't trust any random skycab. Liara is stuck in her place to find whoever this is so....we have to go to her. On foot."

"Are you shitting me?!" Miranda snapped.

"I wish. Look we don't have a choice. Someone got past all our defense and codes to take everything right out from under us. Liaras is the only place we know we can trust."

"Fuck." Jack growled. "So we have to run miles of the Citadel with our tits and pussies out!"

"I don't like it more than you!" Shepard blushed. "But if we wait here they could come back! Do any of you have your weapons?"

None of them did.

"So we meet up then hall ass to Liara's." Shepard resolved.

"This is the worst day of my life." Tali groaned.

"So far." Samara said. She had lived long enough to know that it can always get worse and she had no idea how right she was.