Nub (1-3 inches)

You must've really pissed God off to get saddled with this overgrown clit. Little more than a sad tiny little bump over your acorn sized testicles, even erect it fails to size up to the average man's flaccid member. Urinals are a challenge, but think of the bright side! You don't have to worry about unwanted erections in public. Who'd notice a bulge that small anyway? Grey sweatpants are off the table obviously, as is really any clothing that's a little baggy in the crotch. Luckily, they make a perfect garment for men like you. Women's panties. You should give them a try. Hell, you might actually have a bulge in them. Might is the key word there. Ok, ok, maybe I'm being a little harsh. I'm sure you have just a great personality right? Let's hope the girls think so too, because that little baby dick is most definitely NOT enough. Speaking of girls, it's time to pick the poor woman saddled with the disagreeable task of dealing with your humiliation for the majority of this adventure.