Nothing, his phone went black

Alex started to panic as he tries to think some way save his phone. 'Shit shit shit!!! I just got this phone for three weeks and now it infected with some kind virus! Did Josh just fuc- no dude a techie. He won't fall for this malware shit without double-checking, much less give it to his friends. Calm down Alex and think this through.'

As he tries to pieces the details together. He heard a feminine voice behind him. "Hey numbnuts! Are you going to spend all your time at that look that phone or are you going to move this story along?"

He quickly turns and saw.... no one?

"Down here dumbass!"

There before him was a blue-skinned midget with horns.