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"They're my fucking parents, Dude," Penny said, legitimately outraged. She looked to her mother for support, but didn't find any on the woman's face. When they don't respond she looks a little uncertain. "No, of course I haven't, and I never would. It would be a different story if they weren't my parents, especially because Dad is totally my type. He's so distinguished and wise, you know? And the cute way you see all his wrinkles when he smiles, showing off how his joy is etched into his face... But he's my dad. I'll get by just fine getting Jess to let me do some other old guy every now and then."

Julianna let out a low whistle. "You're more into your dad than I am, Sweetie. I'm really surprised you haven't just gone for it."

"You raised me better than that. You're a lot like me, Mom. I know you're always horny, and I understand that all the sex you have with people that aren't dad is something you just have to do, but there have always been lines you don't cross. You've fucked most of my friends, but you never fucked my boyfriends or girlfriends. You stayed away from my teachers, from Dad's brothers, and your employees." She glanced at Curtis and amended, "most of your employees. We know Curtis doesn't count. Anyway, the point is that you always taught me that even when you're doing something wrong, that there were limits and ways to try not to hurt people."

Curtis thought there was something admirable in that, in a weird twisted kind of way. He asked about what kinds of lines she found.

Penny gave him a look that said she hasn't forgiven him yet, but she continued. "I don't cheat on Jess. Sorry Mom, I don't mean it in a judgy way because I know you cheat on Dad, but I'm not a cheater. Jess and I fuck like bunnies, and we often involve other people, but no matter what we're both there. Like sometimes she'll have her friend Juan over, but they won't get started until I'm home at least, even though I don't like the guy. And also never in front of the kids or in a way that will impact them or their development."

Juliana was surprised to feel a little offense at her daughter's words, especially since she knows that none of the cheating was actually her fault. She must be internalizing that life more than she expected. Also, she wondered how much of her daughter was shaped around her husband's taste and how much was their parenting. Where did the impact of the question end? Regardless, she was a little bit torn between grandmotherly care for the kids, and her own depravity. She might make some changes, but there was one more thing she had to ask first. "Dressing like a stripper all the time has to be making some of that difficult," she said.

Penny rolled her eyes and took a long sip of her drink. "Yeah, I know, but that's just me. We've talked about this a million times, but you know that this is who I am, and if other parents can't handle it then that's their problem. Do I get funny looks at their friends' birthday parties? Obviously. But not from other kids. I'm a hit at parent/teacher nights and Jess' work events. Jess' parents don't approve of me, and I don't think it's just the gay thing, but they're assholes anyway."

Julianna, sensing a little bit of pain behind those words, thought she could help. "When it comes to you specifically do people have moral judgements regarding how revealing your clothes are?" she asked.

Penny smirked. "You mean my super power? No, no one seems to care if I'm basically naked, it's awesome. It's like a mental barrier goes up in people's brains about the possibility of it being wrong. People who think it's hot do, and people who don't just treat me like I'm dressed normally. So fucking cool."

Curtis looked to Julianna and saw the relief on her face. Obviously happy for her daughter, who seemed to have the perfect life. He himself, though, wasn't really satisfied. Sure, Penny is hot, and he was absolutely going to be part of that threesome with her wife, but that didn't feel like enough. He decided what he wanted to do to her. "Hey Penny, aren't you..."

A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry it's been, uh, a really long time. I hit a weird gap in my creativity where I felt like I basically ran out of ideas in everything. Here in particular, I'm not sure what I want him to do to her, so this chapter is almost all conversation. I, personally, am finding it interesting to delve into how her life is, so obviously different from how it would have been pre-questions. Still, I'd love to take suggestions for what else to do with her! Hope to make it particularly sexy coming up.