Not yet. It's time to have a word with your 'best friend'...

"Thanks, Nicole..." You say taking the bottle from your friend's hands, while walking towards her with the best smile you're able to fake.

"I just need to take a piss before we start. Gimme just a sec..." You add pushing a dumbfounded Matt with you back into the kitchen.

"Hey, what gives?" He barely manges say, before before you shut his mouth with your hand and literally shove him past the door.

You quickly drag him through the kitchen and then out, in the courtyard, shoving him out with one last, powerful thrust.
He stumbles on a chair, falling heavily on his back on the wet grass.

"WHAT GIVES? You have the nerve to ask me 'WHAT GIVES'? You have just sent me a video where Miranda gives you a FUCKIN 'BLOWJOB, dude! What the fuck?!" You growl at him.

"WHAT. THE. FUCKING. FUCK. What the fuck man! What's wrong with you?" You hiss, trying your best to keep your voice down.

You don't want word of what happend to spread around for sure...

"Hey, it was you who started all this..." He replyes showing and infuriating cool.

"Really? How? Fondling Sarah's tits? You're serious? Oh, for fuck sake ... do you really think that the two things can be even compared?"

"Well, for how I see it ..."

"You treated Miranda like a wanton bitch ... you even gave her a fucking FACIAL... What was that, uh? Some fucked-up, amatorial porn-casting?"

"Err, ok ... Dude, I see that you're taking this the worng way... I admit I may have exaggerated a bit... just a tiny little bit, but you see, it was all a matter of intentions..." He replies while getting back up and brushing off his pants.

"When you fondled Sarah..." He continues.

"She ASKED me to..." You point out, unsettled by his calm.

"Whatever ... It was pretty clear to me that your face was saying 'Matt dude, it's only a game, why do you have to be mad?' What do I have to do if she wants me to?' And trust me, with that attitude you could have as well ended up fucking her tonight..."

"Bullshit!" You burst out taking a menancing step towards him.

"No, that's not bullshit dude, admit it... And if that was the line you wanted to follow, you understand that i had to do something. So I thought a warning was in order..."

"That was your friggin' warning, man? Really? Shoving your foot-long cock right down Miranda's throat?" You ask incredulous, unable to contain a nervous laughter.

"You are a SLY. FUCKING. LIAR. That's the truth. Why even hiding a thing like that?" You add without waiting his reply.

"Hiding what? The size of my junk? Err, for once I think it's none of your business. But to tell you the truth, I didn't tell you on purpose, I didn't want you to know becasuse, well, I thought it could change things between us. I didn't want you to feel inferior or look at me differently..."

You stare at him.

"I'm the same, old, Matt." He adds with sigh.

"Yeah, save for the fact that you've just fucked your way through the throat of the girl I like, dude. Thanks for being an honest, dear friend..."

"Oh come on, you saw the video, didn't you? It wasn't entirely my fault. She is the one who proposed me to cheat in the first place, she's not so innocent like you would like to think... You should really stop idolizing her, man. And anyhow, even if I shouldn't have asked her to blow me to start with, it's quite obvious that she got pretty into it soon enough... Not my fault if 'the girl you like', as you say, is a bitch in heat, sorry..." He sneers showing the palms of his hands.

"HEY, watch you tongue, if you don't want me to beat the crap out of you right now. I'm holding myself ... and I'm not even sure why."

"Really? Because we're friends, brothers, Dude... And because you have to admit it, I've made you a favour, all considered... I incidentally showed you Miranda's true colors, didn't I?"

"Don't even start with this one... Are you tanking me for a fool? You knew from the start how it would have ended. I bet every girl does that when she sees your hidden dragon. And that's playing dirty, that's ... unfair! It would have been even if we were friends, for fuck's sake!"

"Unfair? Tsk, you know nothing..."

"Yeah I know ... I know you, now... I've just got to know that you're the type of guy that goes around stealing others girls with his ... super dick!" You blabber outraged.

"Dude, you really don't know what you're talking about. Heh, Most of the time, when a girl sees my dick, truth to be told, I end up blue balled. A couple, literally, did run off when i took it out of my pants, no kidding. If I'm lucky they end up offering me a blowjob, before leaving, a pity one... That eventualy turns into an handjob, the moment they realize my cock would never fit in their mouth. It's actually..."

"Boo-hoo, poor Matt, his cock is too big, all the girls get scared and run away... SCREW YOU!"

"Dude, you can't understand how it is to have this thing, trust me... That's also part of the reason why I don't want the word to spread around..."

"In my whole life, I've managed to fuck only three girls ... three, do you get it! And to tell you the whole truth, they weren't that good either. Rachel, well she sure did put a lot of effort in it actually, but it's just..."

You rember her, it was Matt's first girlfriend... she transferred and the end of the last year.
Poor girl, she was so thin and petite that you really have hard time picturing her taking Matt's massive thing now that you know.
She must have suffered some major internal bleeding on their first time for sure...
He places his hands on your shoulder.

"Listen, John, porn lied to us ... I know it's hard to belive but, real girls are just scared of ten point seven inches of raw american meat." He says seriously meeting your eyes.

"They just don't know what to do with it, in the best case..."He adds shrugging in his shoulders.

"Once, I was with this cute transfer student form China, Mei-Li, I think it was ... do you rembember her? Doesn't matter... Well, the moment we get down to business, she stops me and tells me 'I'm solly Matt, I really like you, but I don't want to get ruined for my entire life, one day I will meet true love, a man that I will marry and I want to be able to enjoy sex with him.'"

"Can you belive it? She actually thought I would have, dunno, stretched her for life? Fuck man, you don't know shit... You don't know how hard it is sometimes..."

You find yourself at loss of words, so you just let Matt rant to the moon in silence.

"This other girl. She kept moaning in pain while we fucked. I can't bear it, so I pause and say 'Babe, am I hurting you? Do you want me to stop, to slow down?' and her 'No, keep going, keep going, split me in half.' , that with tears in her eyes ..."

"Well, that's ..." You istinctively try to intervene but then stop. You're still furious with Matt.

"... pity that she squirmed like a cat plunged into a pot of boiling water in the meantime that I kept fucking her. I just couldn't bear to keep going..." He concludes walking away towards the pool.

The way Matt is going all emotional on you, is really unexpected.
Is he faking it?
Seems unlikely...

"So ... you don't actually go around waving it like a bait?" You ask with half smile after taking a moment to valuate his words.

"Heh, no, it would end up being more a scarecrow than a bait I suppose. Look, dude, Miranda's reaction was really uncalled for me. Not unwelcomed, to be honest, but I swear, I didn't plan for things to go that way, you have to belive me. I just wanted to scare her... a kind of a prank. I suppose that being angry with you for Sarah had a part in it, but it was mostly for fun, more than anything else, I swear. I didn't expeter her to actually..." He replies turning back with a grin.

"I see. Well, I actually thought that was the standard reaction for a girl in front of your, you know..."

"Yeah, well, don't misunderstand me, it did happen to me a couple of times already, to have a girl go crazy like that, almost ... Once, it was the old lady at the school infirmary. She wanted , textually, 'to be mounted like a stud mounts his mare' ... Scary shit, I tell you... "

"Mrs Andersson? You're serious? She's like fifty or sixty ..."

"Yep, fifty-three ... Anyhow, it has been always pretty darn difficult finding a girl who doesn't run away when she sees me naked, and most of those that stayed, were ugly, old or really just ... strange."

"That sucks ..." You find yourself agreeing.

He looks at you nodding.

"Your Miranda is an unique snowflake in a way..." He adds thoughtful.

"Hmm ... t-that's cool, I suppose..." You reply, unsure of what reaction you should have to that awkward compliment he has payed to your crush.

"What about Sarah? Does she know?" You ask to change the subject.

"I'm afraid to let her know... What if she gets scared too?"

"With her reputation? I bet she will be jumping on it way faster than Miranda... They could have a contest and see who gets it first ..." You encourage him with a smirk, immediately regretting having conjured such ghastly image in your mind.

"Anyway, I really have to apolgize, dude. I was genuinely overwhelmed. For the first time, an hot girl was really enjoing my dick. And fuck, she even knew how to treat it! It was so unexpected that I got carried away. Sorry man, you're like a brother to me, I should have thought better."

Matt's apologies sounds sincere, you must admit it, but you still feel wrong about letting him off the hook.
Besides the whole explanation of what happened with Miranda from his own mouth has given you a terrible gut feeling that you're having hard time to shake off.

"That's doesn't justify it all. The facial in the end, the humiliation ... it was... way, why too much, Matt." You point out, suddenly feeling that you lost the initial point of your discussion.

"Yes, it was. But it was also honestly amazing. I'll treasure that memory forever, but ... at the same time I know that wasn't supposed to happen and I'm truly sorry for that." He says placing again his hand on your shoulder.

"It was a hot sight, though..." You let out after a moment of silence, thinking back at Miranda's face plastered with cum.

"Yeeeah! Wasn't it, right?" He laughs heartly.

"Dude, I really do hope that you manage get together with her... she's definetly something!" He adds patting you shoulder.

"Yeah, about that ..."