Not right away...

When the movie ended, there was a collective intake of breath from the audience followed by emphatic applause, catcalls, wolf-whistling, and several lewd comments that were drowned out by the sound of their own prurient approval. I assumed it was all for the film.

Still not aware of the of the development that has befallen my 'wardrobe', I stupidly turned around to face the onslaught of my titillated hecklers. Another gasp echoed through the room. All these women were looking even more hot and bothered then they were only a few minutes ago. Their eyes were like grapefruits, their mouths wide-open in perpetual simpers, their legs rubbing together in need.

Were they really that turned by the movie?

I began to sweat as my body turned candy apple red with this additional embarrassment.

"So Ahab," Ruby came up to me with a mike and a knowing grin. "What made you so inspired to share your embarrassment with the world?"

Other than you blackmailing me!?

"I uh, um, w-wanted to impress a girl that I like..." I suppose that answer I gave was somewhat true. Ming Zhao was thoroughly impressed by the sight of me naked. I did not want to go along with this interview but I did not know what else was going to get me out of this predicament.

"She wasn't the only one you impressed." Macy wiggled her eyebrows.

"Tell me, did you get together with the girl that you like?"

"S-She's my girlfriend now."

The was a regretful groan coming from the onlookers.

"Hey, tell me when you break up with her!" One of my voyeurs shouted. "If its the girl from the video you are dating, I can tell you already that I will make a much better girlfriend for you than that hack!" That made me angry.

I swiped the microphone from Ruby and glared into the crowd. "Listen up, to whoever just said that! I am not breaking up with her. Not now, not ever! Do you even know how long I waited just to be with this girl! I was crushing on her forever until she agreed to go out with me. Nobody is better than her! This wonderful, sexy, smart, beautiful woman could have had any man that she wanted and yet she still chose me! ME! I have been put through hell and back with this girl and I refuse to let her go!"

There was stunned silence in answer to my speech from all over the room. I guess they did not expect a sudden outburst from such a meek guy like me or that I would care enough about Ming Zhao to talk back to someone insulting her. This swift change in atmosphere made me feel more confident and good about myself. I stood tall before them and placed my free hand on my hip for effect. That was when I realized what was off.

A slight chill went up my spine as I stroked my hip down my leg to confirm what was missing. I did not want to look down. Because looking down would instantly make it real. It would make it inarguable.

"Look who's sweating up a river. Here let me get that for you." Macy dabbed my forehead with a very familiar cloth that seemed cut down the...OH GOD! There was no mistaking it now. Macy was holding what remained of my boxer-briefs.

That was when I looked down. There it was. My big, flaccid, swinging penis on full display in front of numerous women with my only covering in Macy's hand. The crowd could sense that I was flustered by my revelation and found it utterly hilarious to discover it actually took me this long to realize I was completely nude in front of everyone! Laughter broke out once again followed by clapping. My face turned raspberry as I flung my hands to my crotch as I watched my audience whooping and pointing. God I felt like an idiot.

Before I could even consider taking back the remains of my underwear, Macy flung them into the gaggle of women, causing a group of girls to fight over them like a bouquet at a wedding.

I was stark-naked once again in front of an army of women who liked nothing more than to see me squirm in my humiliation.