Not much reaaaally...

"No use playing, whatever you are. I saw you moving earlier." the employee said while Jake's cock was pretending to be a dildo again.

"Fuck..." Jake's cock thought to itself.

"Not talking, huh?" she then grabbed her box cutter from her back pocket, flipped it open, and sat herself back down at the break table with Jake's cock on it.

"Start talking or this box cutter is going to do more than open just boxes tonight." the employee threatened.

"NO, WAIT! Please, I'm sorry for staring! I'll promise to leave and never come back again, just don't hurt me!" Jake's cock said pleading for his life while wiggling back and forth.

"Wow, you do talk and move." the employee said poking it with her finger. "Alright, you're going to answer a few question for me and if I see that you're lying or try anything funny and...well, let's just say a circumcision is the least of your problems." the employee said.

"Alright, Alright, but can you please close the box cutter? Sharp things scare me." Jake's cock said before she obliged.

"O-ok what do you w-want to know?" Jake's cock questioned.

"Are you a real living dick?" she asked.

"Yes."

"Where's your owner?"

"Sleeping still, probably, I don't know..."

"Why'd you come in here?"

"To see if any woman here needed my services."

The employee then broke out in laughter.

"Hahaha, services? Like what, fucking?" she said holding her sides.

"I-I mean yeah. I-I'm a dick after all." Jake's cock said now feeling self-conscious.

"I mean you're right and a bigger than average one at that." the employee pointed out. "Well as long as you weren't planning to hurt me, no need for this then." she said putting the box cutter back in her pocket.

"Am I free to go then?" Jake's cock said.

"Hold up, I never said you can go. You just got here, why don't you stay awhile?" she said with a smile on her face.

"So what's your name?" she asked.

"Uhhh, I don't have one." he said.

"I guess I'll just call you buddy then. Name's Laura by the way." she said.

"Nice to meet you Laura." Jake's cock politely said.

"Oh, I almost forgot, you said you were staring at something earlier. So...what were you staring at?" she said playfully while getting closer.

"Uhhh...your ass..." he mumbled.

"What was that I couldn't hear you..." she said.

"Your...a...ss." he answered.

"Oh, now I know you can speak louder than that."

"Your ass, your badonkadonk, that sweet derriere, your huge stupidly fat big bubble butt! That's what I was staring at!" Jake's cock said with no regrets.

"Hahaha, well, you aren't the first. At least you have good taste." Laura giggled. "You know this ass has ended a lot of relationships. All men brag about pounding the living crap out of it but when push comes to shove they can't even get in." she said gripping her ass up and then letting it fall back down demonstrating the immensity of it.

"I could take...I mean it'd be an honor if you'd let me try." Jake's cock offered.

"And what makes you think you can?" she said raising an eyebrow.

"Well I don't have a "body" to keep me from pushing all the way in." he explained.

"Hmmm, well, you're right about that, tell ya what buddy if you can do a "little favor" for me for a little while, I'll let you try." Laura said.

"What is it?" Jake's cock questioned.

"Stay inside my pussy for at least one customer and if you make me really wet before I finish talking with them, I'll let you give this ass you love a try. How about it?" Laura said.

"I'm game." Jake's cock said hopping with joy.

Just then the front door bell jingled.

"Well, let's see what you can do." Laura said before stuffing Jake's cock inside her.