Not if the ring works

"Now is not the time to go into my bi-curiosity, Mom! You're fucking my best friend."

"Yeah, I am. I'd think you'd be used to it right now. Do you have any attractive friends I haven't fucked by now?" Rachel said. Her hungry eyes traced her daughter. She was always hot, now downright sexy. There's a lot to work with, here. And the delicious taboo of her daughter standing in front of her.

"I... I don't know. Jacob isn't my friend anymore because he was bragging at school about fucking you, and I suspected that you had something to do with why Anna went missing for hours at my birthday party. And then there was that time I caught Maria leaving when I got home." Stacy thinks through her list of friends before deciding it doesn't matter. "You know what, no, that isn't important. It's not okay for you to be fucking my best friend. That's it. That's final."

"Just about every other woman in this town has, even a lot of the straight ones. You know her reputation as the ultimate lesbian. I think it's my turn. Besides, it's obvious she wants to be my little slut pet. Are you so much of a prude that you'd deny your best friend what she wants?" To illustrate her point, Rachel bends over and starts tracing Lisa's nipples with her fingers, making the girl moan.

"She can do whatever she wants. I'm not mad at her, I'm mad at you."

"...for getting there first. Am I wrong?"

Her daughter shrieked in frustration. "Okay, you fucking got me. You see how unbelievably sexy she is, right? Yes I wanted to fuck her, but you had to ruin it for me. Literally no woman can resist you. I heard you fucking the pastor's wife for fuck's sake! (I did? Good for me!) Look at her moaning at your feet. Do you think that I can compete with that?" She stomps impotently.

"Oh, Sweetie," Rachel said with a grin that didn't match her soothing tone. "You're my daughter, and I gave you a body that would make a pornstar blush. I can help you." She grabs her daughter by the ass, lifting her to her toes, and gives her a distinctly unmotherly kiss, a line of spit extending between their mouths when she pulls away. "Do you think my abilities come naturally? I can teach you everything."