Not a porn channel

Matt reached for the remote to change the channel, when the show cut from Flox making some clearly important statement about the items in sickbay to a commercial. A woman got into a car, strapping herself in. She punched a few buttons on the touchscreen and then the car exited the parking space on its own. She pressed another and the seat fell back. Her dress pulled itself up, exposing a bare, hairless mound, and then the seat grew a dildo into her as she played with her breasts, before the shot panned out through her passenger side window and settled on a white mural on a brick wall with the Sy-Fy logo and the subtitle 'imagine greater'. Then the commercial cut to a used car ad, which featured a salesman fucking customer over the hood of car as he talked up his business.

"What the hell?" said Matt, hitting the info button, which informed him that he was indeed watching Sy-Fy.