Hockey

Dumbly, Matt hit up a few times, settling on ESPN. There was a wide shot of a Hockey game in progress. The leaderboard indicated that it was the Penguins vs. the Islanders. The score was 2-1 for Pittsburgh. His attention was grabbed by several female fans who were naked from the waist up and body painted in their team colors.

"...and Johnson has the puck for the Penguins, he's carrying it down the ice, an attempted interception by Rolson is stopped by McLauglin, Johnson winds up... passes it to Marvin for a cross... but Kennedy intercepts! The Penguin zone is wide open, Charles and Carema are keeping The Penguin defense busy... She's charging straight in, cuts to the left for a changeup... She takes the shot! Deflected high by Ralston over the glass for her 7th save of the game as the Penguin defense finally gets free. The Islander's coach has called a timeout."

"I'm John Costas, and we are midway through the second period here in Pittsburgh, with the home team leading 2-1 against the visiting Islanders. I must say, the Islanders are putting up quite a fight against the former Stanley cup champions here today, don't you agree Bob," one of the commentators put in. Matt could see the top of what looked like a head bobbing up and down in the bottom of the frame.

The view changed to show both of them at the commenters' desk. "Yes, it certainly is a distinct difference from the last time these two teams met, when the Islanders were served a resounding 6-1 defeat. Then again, this is supposed to be a rebuilding year for the NY team, after the unusual maneuver of dropping 3/4 of their roster," the other commentator put in. With the new view, Matt saw the table had no front, allowing him to see that both commentators were having their dicks sucked through their flies by a kneeling woman, both fully and professionally clothed, under the table. Both women had on knee pads due to the hard floor.

While the announcer continued talking, the shot played across the team benches. Matt hadn't noticed it, but when the goalie came over to the bench, the removal of her helmet made it clear that it had not been a slip of the tongue on the announcer's part. In fact, half of both teams appeared to be women. Only the close up and many removed helmets made this obvious; the clothing was otherwise identical. As the timeout drew to a close, several of the players switched out. As the camera zoomed out, Matt saw the players of each team step over the low partition between the benches and pull aside a flap in their pants, the women revealing their bare cunts while the male players did likewise exposing their dicks to the cold stadium air. The men sat down and allowed a female opponent to sit down on their upraised dicks, while female players reached down, grabbed the dicks under them, and sat down on them. The referee checked that the entire team was fucking (apparently this meant they had to have even numbers of men and women on the ice as a rule) and the players of the bench began fucking their opponents as the puck dropped for the faceoff.